Entries Tagged as 'Staging'

Outfoxed

March 16th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Dead coyote, dead fox, dead duck.

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Dead bear in this house.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Taxidermy

Happy 138th Birthday, Albert Einstein

March 14th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Today is Albert Einstein’s birthday.

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That’s a lot of candles on your birthday cake, Albert.

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Tags: Mesa, AZ Homes · Office/Den · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Split Screen TV

March 13th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Two TVs = two screens. Perfect for watching March Madness basketball games at the same time.

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Plenty of seating too for friends to come over. Which basketball teams will be hung out to dry? (dryer in far right corner)

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Which basketball teams will be sent packing early? (suitcase)

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Tags: Clutter · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Watch TV While Buying a Home

March 10th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Sit down and watch TV with the sellers.

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They’re partial to The Rifleman in Morristown, Arizona.

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Call now!

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Attorneys can help you.

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Can’t find Nemo? He escaped from the tank and is hiding by the leg of the futon.

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Tags: Family Photos · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Howl You Rate This House?

March 6th, 2017 · No Comments

There’s a wolf at your door. Watch out!

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When you step out of the wolf bedroom, you might trip over the extension cord. The staging in this house is bananas.

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Minimalistic kitchen with no upper cabinets or counter space or dishwasher.

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Looks like they replaced the original counter and sink since the “new” one doesn’t line up properly. With all those hair care products and toiletries, you’d think the mirror would not be on the right of the vanity and that there would be better lighting.

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Another bedroom.

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And one more.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Bedspread · Clutter · Dining Room · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Staging

President Trump’s VOICE Program

March 1st, 2017 · 2 Comments

President Trump announced a new division in the Department of Homeland Security during his State of the Union speech last night: V.O.I.C.E. It stands for Victims Of Incessantly Cluttered Environments. We hope he sends in the National Guard to help these three homes.

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No more clutter!

Please help the victims.

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Make America clutter-free again.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Living Room · Office/Den · Phoenix Homes · Staging

The Oscar Awards Are Tomorrow Night

February 25th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Which movie will take home the Oscar for Best Picture tomorrow?

Arrival?

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Fences?

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Hacksaw Ridge?

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Hell Or High Water?

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Hidden Figures?

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La La Land?

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Lion?

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Manchester By the Sea?

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Or Moonlight?

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Tags: Basement · Bathroom · Bedroom · Collections · Curb Appeal · Faux Paint & Murals · Fence or Wall · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Toys · Water Damage

Presidents Day

February 20th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Today is Presidents Day. George Washington was the first United States president.

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Tags: Clutter · Office/Den · Other US Cities · Staging

Happy Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

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Romantic bedroom.

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Love is in the air.

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We (heart) you too.

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Love makes the world go ’round.

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Tags: Bedroom · Bedspread · Clutter · Glendale, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Stuffed Animals

FanTastic

February 11th, 2017 · No Comments

The fan is featured prominently in this cluttered space.

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The protective cover is missing from the fan. But it still works just fine.

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Tags: Clutter · Family Room · Phoenix Homes · Safety Issue · Staging