Entries Tagged as 'What Were They Thinking?!?!'

Prison Yard?

February 9th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Really?!? Rumor is…the resident issued an executive order to have this fence built. And that he made the neighbors pay for it.

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Out of This World Home

February 5th, 2017 · 2 Comments

To the stars and back! Our reader Janet found this Sacramento, California home in a galaxy all its own. Yes, actual photo used to promote the house. We’d like to ask the seller, “Did you pull this photo out of Uranus?”

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Enclosed Patio

December 27th, 2016 · 4 Comments

Covered patio with laundry area and water heater at one end. The sellers enclosed the patio with a green blanket for more intimate ambiance. Goal achieved. Friends and family will love hanging out here.

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Like Father, Like Sons

November 4th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Father’s man cave. Notice the well-maintained leather couches.

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Wall-to-wall stuff. Check out the “thou shall not whine” sign.

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The father’s son’s room. Completely filled.

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Walls and ceilings are completely covered, thanks to dad’s example.

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Dad’s bedroom. No surprise here.

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This is not how we suggest staging a home when selling.

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The father’s teenage son has taken over the guest house, with decorating help from dad.

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The son will likely pass on his habits to his offspring.

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What is that?!

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Family Photos · Family Room · Fireplace · Mesa, AZ Homes · Staging · Ugly Couches/Chairs · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Eclectic Home In Avon, Connecticut

October 16th, 2016 · 20 Comments

Thank you to our reader Jennifer for finding this very unique home for sale in Avon, Connecticut. There’s a lot to see and lots of photos to share. Enjoy.

The seller appears to have an artistic quality, with embellishments throughout the house. The stair balusters are covered in fabric.

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The seller added goop to the staircase risers.

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There are smears and goop all over the kitchen.

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The kitchen, we think.

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The breakfast room.

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More goop in the parlor. Even the piano was painted.

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Check out the ceiling.

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The bathroom.

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Another bathroom.

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At least the curtains aren’t knotted.

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A closer look.

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More goop on the door. There’s a lot of sanding required to remove the goop.

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Another look at the staircase.

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Let’s look at the bedroom now.

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Gauze for alarm?

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The window panes were painted.

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The dining room.

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Walls and ceilings were touched in every room.

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Gauze and effect. How would you remove the gauze and goop from the walls?

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Pond-er This

October 13th, 2016 · 2 Comments

A pond in the front yard creates a sense of arrival for potential buyers.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Landscaping · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Made On Porpoise

October 11th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Fish pond or water feature surrounded by dolphins.

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Maybe these two dolphins escaped from the controversial Dolphinaris Arizona attraction in Scottsdale, Arizona? Someone thought it was a good idea to bring eight dolphins to mega-hot Arizona, so they can boil in the hot sun and hot water while humans pay to swim with them.

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Lots of Washers But No Nuts

October 7th, 2016 · No Comments

Here’s some art work obscene seen in a bathroom during a home tour. Not appropriate for children. Washer or wash-her?

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Waves of Joy

September 27th, 2016 · 7 Comments

Big waves of excitement at this home. Happy cloud, sad cloud.

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And then we see this.

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Things get cheerful again in the living room. The circles on the ceiling are meant to distract you from the flooring.

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Polka dots.

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More ceiling damage in another room.

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Yes, those are pieces of broken mirror! On the ceiling!

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall ceiling.  Who’s the dangerous room of all?

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The best room in the house.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Faux Paint & Murals · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Phoenix Homes · Safety Issue · What Were They Thinking?!?!

The Grotto

September 22nd, 2016 · 8 Comments

Make your bathroom into a delightful garden.

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Unbelievable!

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Tags: Bathroom · Wallpaper · What Were They Thinking?!?!