Entries Tagged as 'What Were They Thinking?!?!'

Panda Express Yourself

June 26th, 2016 · 6 Comments

We didn’t make this up.  To help sell a home in Spring, Texas, a person dressed up as a panda.  Yes, these are actual real estate marketing photos.

person dressed up as a panda sitting on toilet bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

At least she/he washed her/his hands after going using the toilet.

person dressed up as a panda washing hands bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

At a different bathroom.

person dressed up as a panda standing by sink bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Splish, splash, she’s taking a bath!

person dressed up as a panda taking a bath bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Cookin’ up some interest in the kitchen.

person dressed up as a panda standing in kitchen real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“Why don’t you join me in bed?  I’ll do anything for a sale.”

person dressed up as a panda lying in bed bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Looking for other plushies on-line.

person dressed up as a panda sitting at desk bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“I’ll go the extra mile to get a sale.”

person dressed up as a panda walking on treadmill bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“We’re having bamboo again?!!?!”

person dressed up as a panda sitting at table dining room real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“Come and knock on our door.  We’ll be waiting for you.  Where the kisses are his and hers and hers…”

person dressed up as a panda sitting on front porch real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Skinny Shower Entrance

June 23rd, 2016 · 4 Comments

Amateur bathroom remodel.  They thought it was a good idea to make the shower entrance only a foot & a half wide.  Probably no overhead light either.

skinny super narrow small shower entrance bathroom amateur remodel job Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes

For Sale By Owner

June 19th, 2016 · 3 Comments

This seller is trying to sell his Little Rock, Arkansas home by himself on Craigslist.  These are actual photos from the ad.

amateur horrible bad real estate photo from phone for sale by owner FBSO Craigslist ad Little Rock Arkansas home house

The ad reads:
one beroom mobile home, $4,500..retail value 25,000
home made from two shipping containers, 8 by 44 feet each so together, so together the home or office is 16 by 44.
you could use this for a office also.
it is 90 percent finished, needs toilet and 2 sinks and kitchen cabinets and floor covering

amateur horrible bad real estate photo from phone for sale by owner FBSO Craigslist ad Little Rock Arkansas home house

Thank you to our reader Rodney for sending us the ad.

amateur horrible bad real estate photo from phone for sale by owner FBSO Craigslist ad Little Rock Arkansas home house

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Other US Cities

Beer Garage

May 18th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Every visiting buyer gets a free case of Heineken beer!  Please note, however, that the beer is stored in the seller’s garage which gets very very hot in Arizona.  Warm beer, cold heart?

dozens of many cases of Heineken beer stored in hot garage Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Garage or Carport · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Mesa, AZ Homes · Collections

Erin Go Bra

May 16th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Erin is proud of her self-portrait painting.  It’s hot in Phoenix, she says.

painting artwork of woman taking off shirt wearing exposing her bra inappropriate when selling Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Art

Compost Pile?

May 7th, 2016 · 5 Comments

Really?  No.  Really?  These Youngtown, Arizona sellers left this pile of junk for buyers to see?

pile of junk chair furniture garbage in back yard Youngtown Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Back Yard · Other Arizona Cities · Garbage and/or Junk

Very Interesting

May 5th, 2016 · 4 Comments

A creative person added lots of flair to her/his kitchen.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

A lot of time and attention was invested here.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Each tile and tile shard was placed with care.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Who doesn’t like flowers?

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

A one-of-a-kind kitchen.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Different things going on in the living room.

cluttered living room poor home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale real estate photo

The dog is mad because the birds get to have all the toilet paper.

cluttered room toilet paper bird cages dog pets Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The house also includes a guest house.  And more clutter.

cluttered guest house tenant renter person man Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

The guest house kitchen features a built-in microwave.

guest house kitchen grease greasy dirty microwave Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

The guest house bedroom has custom window blinds and an extra closet.

guest house dirty filthy bedroom window blinds portable closet Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

The seller will replace the ceiling fan with a full price offer.

guest house dirty filthy bedroom window blinds damaged ceiling fan bed Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

Lots of storage in the guest house.

guest house storage room cluttered Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

Cleaning products are for display only.

guest house dirty unclean bathroom toilet Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

Vintage furnace.  From 1960?

vintage original old outdated heating system furnace Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling Fan · People In Photos

Hot Diggity Dog

April 27th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Dogs in a basket.  And that faux distressed brick look.

two Chihuahua dogs in a basket amateur bad faux distress brick paint job Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Another puppy.  Pee on the floor?  Damaged ceiling.  And more.  Are you feeling distressed by this?

two Chihuahua dogs in a basket puppy amateur bad faux distress brick paint job Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Pets · Ceiling

Keep It Under Wraps

April 17th, 2016 · 2 Comments

They’ve sealed in the freshness of this Houston, Texas home.

Everbilt plastic protective wrapping exterior fixer-upper Houston Texas home house for sale real estate photo

The house is nearly waterproof!

Everbilt plastic protective wrapping exterior fixer-upper Houston Texas home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Curb Appeal · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

Checkers

April 14th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Sally wondered why she felt dizzy in the shower.

entire bathroom shower tiled in checkerboard pattern Eloy Arizona home house for sale photo

Carol is only slightly dizzy in her bathroom.

bathroom shower tiled in checkerboard pattern Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Brad is the only one who thinks his checkerboard sound-absorbing tiles cuts down on noise.

sound-absorbing tiles checkerboard pattern drum set Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities