Entries Tagged as 'What Were They Thinking?!?!'

When One Door Opens

October 20th, 2014 · 2 Comments

…a person falls down!  Wow!  I spotted this house while showing homes yesterday.  Couldn’t believe it.

door on 2nd second floor opens to nothing no balcony no safety dangerous Phoenix Arizona home house

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Flooring Choices, Not Choice Flooring

October 17th, 2014 · 3 Comments

You only live once.  Go ahead and install laminate flooring at different directions in one room.

strange odd weird idea plan laminate flooring installed in two directions bedroom Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Or spend a weekend installing your own mosaic tile floor.  Bonus points for originality.

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Throw in some random colored tiles to add excitement to the floor.

random red blue tile floor bedroom Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Octagon shaped objects usually mean stop, which is what should have happened before installing this tile.

old ugly octagon shaped tile Gilbert Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Mix and match.

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Tags: Flooring · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes

Outhouse Shower Curtain

October 7th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Nothing shows class more than a shower curtain with his and hers outhouses!

his hers outhouse shower curtain bathroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Shower Curtain

Garbage Day

October 2nd, 2014 · 3 Comments

Of all the times to take a real estate photo, they pick garbage day.  By the way, this was the only photo for this house.

garbage can bin recycle container on street curb day only photo Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate

Garbage in, garbage out.  From another Phoenix home.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Garbage and/or Junk

Wall of Mystery

October 1st, 2014 · 1 Comment

Oddly painted wall in a Superior, Arizona kitchen.

odd ugly weird painted wall with fake faux stones white grout kitchen Superior Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Brick floor.  Strange kitchen layout.

odd ugly weird painted wall with fake faux stones white grout kitchen brick floor Superior Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities

Under the Grapevine

September 24th, 2014 · 2 Comments

They solved the problem of not enough closet space.  Just add lattice to the wall and now you can hang hangers from it.  The gargoyle nods his head in approval.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

Some Rope & a Prayer

September 10th, 2014 · 6 Comments

Go ahead, Junior.  Sleep up in the loft.  Don’t worry.  The ropes will hold you up if the boards break.  They’ll also keep you from falling out.  [Crown King, Arizona]

makeshift bunk bed held up with four ropes not safe fire extinguisher Crown King Arizona home house for sale real estate photo bedroom

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Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Other Arizona Cities

Faux Stone & Wood Wallpaper

September 5th, 2014 · 12 Comments

These Mesa, Arizona sellers wallpapered their entire home in either faux stone or faux wood.  The results are, well, see for yourself.

Faux stone wall wallpaper in the master bedroom.

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Were they stoned?

faux fake stone wallpaper looks bad cheap ugly master bedroom Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Log cabin effect in another bedroom.

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Complete with faux river rock fireplace wall.  And photographer’s reflection.

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We asked the baby to move out of the photo, but just like the wallpaper, he’s stonewalling.

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Over to the left, there’s more stone wallpaper.

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The pot rack is now a utensil rack.

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And yes, more faux stone wallpaper in the kitchen.  Will this much wallpaper leave buyers feeling stone cold?

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Tags: Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Mesa, AZ Homes · Wallpaper · Pot Rack · People In Photos

Raze the Roof

August 28th, 2014 · 1 Comment

This is really bad.  I mean, c’mon now.  Two things wrong with this Mesa, Arizona patio roof:
1. They used the wrong roofing material, roof shingles, when they should have used rolled SIS roofing material.  The slope of the patio roof is too low for regular shingles.
2. They didn’t trim the sides.

incorrect roofing material used on patio roof shingles instead of rolled SIS amateur bad fixer-upper Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale photo

The only thing they cut were corners.  What other home maintenance items did they skimp on?

incorrect roofing material used on patio roof shingles instead of rolled SIS amateur bad fixer-upper Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Roof · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Mesa, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper

Stoned

August 15th, 2014 · 4 Comments

They thought affixing stones to the wall would look cool.  And thought selling the house like this was cool too.

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This stone wall is finished.  Should we be grateful?

stones glued affixed to wall looks bad terrible Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pebble creek?

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How many hours were spent gluing each pebble?!

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