Entries Tagged as 'What Were They Thinking?!?!'

Stoned

August 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments

They thought affixing stones to the wall would look cool.  And thought selling the house like this was cool too.

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This stone wall is finished.  Should we be grateful?

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Pebble creek?

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How many hours were spent gluing each pebble?!

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What Knot To Do

July 28th, 2014 · 6 Comments

Those dreaded knotted curtains are back.  And they’re badder, er, worse than ever.

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Here they are from a different angle.

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Knotted curtains are like a virus.  They spread to other windows in a house.  Notice the sloppy paint line at the ceiling.

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We don’t luv knotted curtains.

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People are now knotting bed sheets used as curtains.

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Either knot them both or none.  We vote for none.

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None, please.

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How is a buyer supposed to exit that door with a giant knot hanging there?

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Please make this trend go away.

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It’s knot a good look.

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Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · Entertainment/Media Niche · Make It Stop · Laundry Room

A Real Treat To Clean

July 21st, 2014 · 3 Comments

What do you think of this remodeled shower?  They spent a lot of time installing the stone wall.  Must be tons of fun to clean around the stones & grout: soap scum, mildew, hard water deposits, etc.  You can already see the discoloration.

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Tags: Bathroom · Remodeling · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Chandler, AZ Homes

Lurking In the Shadows

July 17th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Real estate photography tip:  Be careful with shadows.

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If you see your shadow in a photo, either move to a different spot or take the photo at a different time of day.

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The time of day makes a difference.  The shadow dominates the photo.

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Another example of too much shadow and too little house.

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Real estate broker signs are not allowed in MLS photos, so this photographer photoshopped over the sign with grass!  Wouldn’t it have been better to take the photo from a different angle?  And different time of day?

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Poor Photography

Shards of Joy

July 11th, 2014 · 7 Comments

Hmm.  What to do with broken pieces of floor tile?  Hmm.  I know!  I’ll make a wall mosaic in the bathroom!

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Tags: Tile · Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Mesa, AZ Homes

Good Grief - Bad Reef

July 9th, 2014 · 11 Comments

They created a beach cove in their family room.  How nice.

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They built a ”reef” around the fireplace.

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You can hear the ocean waves lapping the shore.

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Tropical paradise!

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Fireplace · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities

Cat Litter Box

June 24th, 2014 · 9 Comments

Cat litter box.  With a turd.  In the middle of the master bedroom.  Of a $1 million home.  I was shocked to see this while on a Realtor home tour.  The seller was home.  She didn’t think to remove it before agents showed up??!?!  Gross!

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Ugly Garage Conversion

June 13th, 2014 · 4 Comments

These Mesa, Arizona home sellers converted their garage into a family room and sponge-painted the walls an intriguing color.  Hey, is this national colonoscopy month?

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Tags: Family Room · Garage or Carport · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Mesa, AZ Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

A Pile of Rocks

June 6th, 2014 · 2 Comments

A gigantic pile of rocks.  Perhaps a water feature or a barbeque at one time?  The tall grass/weeds create a jungle look.

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Here’s a closer look.  Might give you ideas for your back yard.

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Weeds

Target Marketing

April 11th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The sellers are sending a clear message to buyers:  Don’t even think of offering less than full price or they’ll be gunning for you.

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