Ugly House Photos

Knotted window curtains again.  Ugh.  Make it stop.  [Mesa, Arizona]

Now it’s trendy to make fat knots?  [Phoenix]

And then really big knots??!?!  [Lancaster, Ohio]

And now people are braiding their curtains?  [Boone, North Carolina]

Here’s how the curtains look like after they are unknotted.  [Chandler, Arizona]

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The doll collection is bad enough, but the electric sub panel with exposed wires in a child’s room is a safety hazard!!  Right next to her pillow!  What were these Mount Vernon, Ohio owners thinking?!  [click to expand photo]

Then there’s this one from a Watertown, South Dakota home.  Dartboard right in the path of someone walking down the stairs!

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Wow!  That’s crazy!  From an Apache Junction, Arizona home.

Free straight jacket with home purchase.

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New in 2013 home design:  scaly drywall texture.  As seen in a Glendale, Arizona bathroom.  The lamp adds a soft glow to highlight the wall.  Very a-peel-ing.
[Yes, this is an actual photo used to sell the home.  That means the seller really did add a lamp to make the bathroom look nicer.]

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Uh, there’s a door on the 2nd floor that leads to a corrugated metal porch roof.  Safe?  Hopefully, these Hickory, North Carolina sellers aren’t advertising it as a balcony.

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Please be considerate of others when selling.  Will buyers be offended to see a flag with the words “Kill ‘Em All.  Let God Sort ‘Em Out”??!!?  [Hickory, North Carolina]

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Scarface movie poster with Al Pacino pointing a gun at potential buyers.  Not appropriate when selling.  Just saying.  [Kirksville, Missouri]

Pulp Fiction movie poster with guns pointed.  [Phoenix]

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It doesn’t instill a lot of confidence to buyers to see a giant can of Raid bug spray in the home you’re selling.

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Who wants to see a dirty, used toilet brush up high and out in the open?!  [Apache Junction, Arizona]

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When the kids really stress out mom…  [Tolleson, Arizona]

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