Entries Tagged as 'What Were They Thinking?!?!'

Beer Garage

May 18th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Every visiting buyer gets a free case of Heineken beer!  Please note, however, that the beer is stored in the seller’s garage which gets very very hot in Arizona.  Warm beer, cold heart?

dozens of many cases of Heineken beer stored in hot garage Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Garage or Carport · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Mesa, AZ Homes · Collections

Erin Go Bra

May 16th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Erin is proud of her self-portrait painting.  It’s hot in Phoenix, she says.

painting artwork of woman taking off shirt wearing exposing her bra inappropriate when selling Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Art

Compost Pile?

May 7th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Really?  No.  Really?  These Youngtown, Arizona sellers left this pile of junk for buyers to see?

pile of junk chair furniture garbage in back yard Youngtown Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Back Yard · Other Arizona Cities · Garbage and/or Junk

Very Interesting

May 5th, 2016 · 3 Comments

A creative person added lots of flair to her/his kitchen.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

A lot of time and attention was invested here.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Each tile and tile shard was placed with care.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Who doesn’t like flowers?

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

A one-of-a-kind kitchen.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Different things going on in the living room.

cluttered living room poor home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale real estate photo

The dog is mad because the birds get to have all the toilet paper.

cluttered room toilet paper bird cages dog pets Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The house also includes a guest house.  And more clutter.

cluttered guest house tenant renter person man Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

The guest house kitchen features a built-in microwave.

guest house kitchen grease greasy dirty microwave Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

The guest house bedroom has custom window blinds and an extra closet.

guest house dirty filthy bedroom window blinds portable closet Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

The seller will replace the ceiling fan with a full price offer.

guest house dirty filthy bedroom window blinds damaged ceiling fan bed Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

Lots of storage in the guest house.

guest house storage room cluttered Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

Cleaning products are for display only.

guest house dirty unclean bathroom toilet Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

Vintage furnace.  From 1960?

vintage original old outdated heating system furnace Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling Fan · People In Photos

Hot Diggity Dog

April 27th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Dogs in a basket.  And that faux distressed brick look.

two Chihuahua dogs in a basket amateur bad faux distress brick paint job Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Another puppy.  Pee on the floor?  Damaged ceiling.  And more.  Are you feeling distressed by this?

two Chihuahua dogs in a basket puppy amateur bad faux distress brick paint job Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Pets · Ceiling

Keep It Under Wraps

April 17th, 2016 · 2 Comments

They’ve sealed in the freshness of this Houston, Texas home.

Everbilt plastic protective wrapping exterior fixer-upper Houston Texas home house for sale real estate photo

The house is nearly waterproof!

Everbilt plastic protective wrapping exterior fixer-upper Houston Texas home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Curb Appeal · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

Checkers

April 14th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Sally wondered why she felt dizzy in the shower.

entire bathroom shower tiled in checkerboard pattern Eloy Arizona home house for sale photo

Carol is only slightly dizzy in her bathroom.

bathroom shower tiled in checkerboard pattern Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Brad is the only one who thinks his checkerboard sound-absorbing tiles cuts down on noise.

sound-absorbing tiles checkerboard pattern drum set Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities

World’s Biggest Dog House

March 22nd, 2016 · 3 Comments

Good grief.  Really?

old abandoned Penske moving truck van now used as a giant dog house world's largest back yard German shepherd Phoenix Arizona home house

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Back Yard

Out In the Sticks

March 3rd, 2016 · 2 Comments

We have no idea why the seller wanted this photo to promote the sale of his/her home.

picture of tree branches sticks overgrown landscaping Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Other Arizona Cities

No Class

February 25th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Heavy fu**ing metal?  The seller should know better than to display profanity in the house and on the internet when selling.  Then he can work on home staging.  Unbelievable.

Metallica profanity in a real estate photo picture listing heavy metal cluttered room tacky crass Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes