Entries Tagged as 'Phoenix Homes'

A Pile of Rocks

October 3rd, 2017 · 6 Comments

I saw this on a Realtor home tour last week. Right off the patio in the back yard is a wire cage filled with rocks, wrapped in Christmas lights, plus a vine growing around it. Because?

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Tags: Back Yard · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Blocked Doors

September 30th, 2017 · No Comments

You may NOT enter this house!

Boxes block this home’s entrance. That’s the first thing buyers will see, if they can get inside.

The mat might say Welcome, but you’ll have to step over the power cord to get inside.

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Tags: Living Room · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Ugly Couches

September 27th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Green with envy that you don’t own this couch?

Hides stains well?

Let’s hope the gigantic TV doesn’t fall over.

Classy.

Country.

A lovely shade of body sweat tan.

For the frill of your life.

Modern.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Fall TV Season Is Here!

September 25th, 2017 · 3 Comments

New season of TV shows kicks off tonight! Can’t wait for new episodes of Shades of Blue!

Drama shows will debut this week.

Make sure your TV set is fully wired!

Chiropractors like it when people look up high when watching TV.

Modern Family will debut soon.

Talk shows are always popular.

Property Brothers and home remodeling shows are also popular.

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!

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Tags: Clutter · Family Room · Living Room · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Rich People’s Wallpaper

September 24th, 2017 · 4 Comments

Dead branches in a million dollar plus home in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

Another million dollar home in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

Weeds in a million dollar plus home in Chapel Hill, Carolina.

Paisleys in a million dollar home in Phoenix.

As seen in a $400,000 townhouse in Phoenix.

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Tags: Bathroom · Dining Room · Other US Cities · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper

Commercial Bathrooms In Residential Homes

September 23rd, 2017 · 4 Comments

The seller of this Cedar Rapids, Iowa million dollar home must be very very tall. Look how high up that hand dryer is!!! [Thank you to our reader Halane for sending this photo]

You’ll never run out of toilet paper when you install a commercial sized dispenser! [Thank you to our reader Sarah for sending this Laurel, Delaware home photo]

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Tags: Bathroom · Other US Cities · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Mylar Window Curtains?

September 22nd, 2017 · 2 Comments

The curtains look so shiny and new.

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Window Coverings

Undersized Vanities

September 20th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Bathroom remodel gone wrong. Someone forgot to measure the width.

Same thing in this next house.

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Tags: Bathroom · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Emergency Kits

September 18th, 2017 · No Comments

Help yourself to a Mountain Dew.

Safety first. Two fire extinguishers just in case.

Entry without carpet on the left. Kitchen in the back left. Dining in the back right. Living room with stained carpet to the right.

Dining room with extra carpet. And emergency kits.

The dark carpet helps camouflage the stains.

Hallway, no carpet.

Opposite view, hallway, no carpet.

Bathroom.

Guest bathroom. And there’s the guest!

Bedroom.

Another view of the bedroom. Did we have to see the bras?

Back yard. With outdoor carpeting.

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Dining Room · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Living Room · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging

On a Shoestring Budget

September 16th, 2017 · 3 Comments

The cost of selling a home can seem too high for some sellers. So they cut corners and hire an amateur photographer, for example. You get what you pay for. The photographer didn’t get out of his/her car and didn’t get close enough to the condo in order to not include the shoes on the electric wire or the ugly dumpster. What first impression does this photo now give to buyers?

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography