Ugly House Photos

Classy, huh?

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Those are some wild colors.  From a Knoxville, Tennessee home.

Here’s Johnny balancing on a basketball in his room.

There’s Johnny again to welcome buyers to his home.  Even the dog is excited to see visitors.

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Wonderful home in Knoxville, Tennessee.

Custom mosaic tile fireplace surround.

We pull back to take in the living room with its orange carpet, colorful drapes, orange couch, and wood paneling.

Sportin’ some harvest gold appliances in the kitchen.

Flower power wallpaper in the kitchen.

And more pretty flowery wallpaper on the other side of the kitchen.

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Montgomery, Alabama home.  Ugly shiny metal chairs with plastic-covered pads.  Ugly outdated chandelier.

A whole bunch of bowling trophies.  Ugly pink vertical blinds.  Wood paneling.

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Yep, you can make lamps out of just about anything.  Giant milk jug lamps in a Baton Rouge, Louisiana home.  Ugly flooring.  Wood paneling.  Printer on the couch.

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More evidence that the previous owners lived in the house under the horrible conditions of extensive roof leaks, water leaks, and bad remodeling jobs:  this is a craft project that took a long time to create.  It’s in the corner of an enclosed carport.  This is what happens when you lose your marbles; you glue the marbles to the wall!

Another view of this delightful art project.

He/she painted the ceiling.

Oh, look, more ceiling paint!

Sponge paint in the living room.

Rag rolled paint in a bedroom.  Lovely, huh?

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Ultra-tacky, over-the-top, gaudy, wacky, bizarre home in Palm Springs, California.  Built in 1965 and owned by someone with questionable taste.  You won’t believe your eyes.  [disclaimer:  this blog is not responsible for nightmares, flashbacks, or other mental trauma resulting from viewing these photos.]

Let’s first hang out at the wet bar/lounge.  It looks like an old casino.

Family room with ugly couches and a full wall of mirrors.

Original and now outdated kitchen.  Check out the velvet & wood window blinds!

One of several bedrooms with padded headboards.  Chartreuse is such a pretty color.

The red room.  How many lines of coke were sniffed from that coffee table?

Very unique candelabras flanking the fireplace.

Everything’s red or orange.  It’s like a vampire hang-out.

Gaudy bathroom with sunken Roman tub, pink carpet, pink velour wallpaper, & orange drapes.  Look how high the back is on the make-up chair!

The formal dining room.

A game room for playing poker?  Pink velour swivel chairs!  A scale on the table for weighing out pills and cocaine?

A very pink vanity area for putting on make-up and perfume.  Chanel No. 5, anyone?

And finally, another delightful bedroom.  Sweet dreams.

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Giant floor rugs can help accentuate a room or they can visually distract buyers.  Let’s take a look at three examples in Phoenix homes.

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The Arizona Cardinals will beat the Pittsburgh Steelers today in the Super Bowl because…

… Pittsburgh has ugly and tacky bedspreads.

House #1:  The eagle has landed.

House #2:  Oh, deer! It’s Lawrence Elk.

House #3:  Why is there a Dolphins bedspread in a Steelers town?  I’m getting seasick.

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The Arizona Cardinals will beat the Pittsburgh Steelers today in the Super Bowl because…

… Pittsburgh still thinks Elvis is alive and they love their cheap yard sale knick knacks.

Elvis blankets on the wall that you buy from a guy in a van for $10 on the street corner.  All that’s missing is a velvet Elvis painting.  Ugly wallpaper.  Ugly pink carpet and pink drapes too.

Cluttered family room with tons of knick knacks.  Outdated wood paneling.

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