Entries Tagged as 'Dolls'

2017-2018 Football Season Is Officially Here

September 7th, 2017 · 2 Comments

The 2017-2018 NFL season kicks off tonight. Which team will win the Super Bowl in 2018?

The Arizona Cardinals?

I mean, people go bananas for the Cardinals.

The Oakland Raiders? Or will they take a bath this year?

The Dallas Cowboys?

Dallas Cowboys: America’s team.

Go, Cowboys!

That about sums it up for the Cowboys. People either fear them or loathe them.

Or the Baltimore Ravens? This seller likes the Ravens and the Cowboys.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Bedspread · Clutter · Dolls · Hats · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Shower Curtain · Staging

Full House

July 23rd, 2017 · 9 Comments

Thank you to our reader Helen for finding this packed-to-the-gills home in Richmond, Texas. Here we see the sellers posing for the photo while their child hides under the table.

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Another view of the missus and her million bed pillows.

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Last Chance To Run!! Creepy Halloween masks, cow skulls, a child hanging upside down, and a lot of visual distractions.

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We apologize for the nudity, but someone “stole” her clothes.

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Too bad buyers can’t fully appreciate the features of this home. This room has nice flooring, a tall vaulted ceiling, and a big window.

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Sorry again for the nudity.

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Again, too bad it’s hard to appreciate the giant picture window and the nice fireplace.

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Here’s another view of this room.

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All that clutter would make me want to climb the walls too.

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The maid will be serving dinner in five minutes.

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Howdy, Pardner. Hope you like pillows.

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Wonderful life. Fun.

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He’s counting all of the overhead lights.

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It’s Christmas year ’round.

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The butler is not amused. Neither is the dog.

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Shoes are lined up on the stairs.

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Beware of pickpockets and loose women.

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Be nice or leave. Or the maid will give you the “brush” off.

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He’s waiting to join you in the shower.

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The back yard of this property reaches a canal. It’s a lovely shade of brown. When it rains, the cow urine & poop drains into the canal.

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Tags: Art · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dolls · Fake Plants & Flowers · Family Room · Hall of Shame - Tacky Décor · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Living Room · Other US Cities · Pets · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Taxidermy · What Were They Thinking?!?!

The Collectors

July 21st, 2017 · 2 Comments

Be careful visiting this house. The seller will try to collect your sole.

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Doll collector in Hallstead, Pennsylvania. Thank you, Kelly, for sending this to us.

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Tags: Bedroom · Collections · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Staging

No Smoking

June 8th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Let’s take a tour of this Phoenix home. Lots to see.

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Lots of dust. Why are the curtains stained?

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We step back from the dining room into the family room. After noticing the ceiling damage, remember the red vacuum handle, the blue folded rug, the aluminum pan (right side middle), and the plastic chairs. They will help orient you as we move about the house.

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We step back again and shift to the left. Lots of dust. That stereo and yellow telephone are old.

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Then we pivot to the left and see ceiling damage.

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Crack in the corner of the room.

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We step back again. There’s the wall crack. And now we see the aluminum pan.

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And when we look down, there’s the folded rug.

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Aluminum pan again plus ceiling damage.

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Now let’s visit the kitchen.

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Original cabinets. House built in the 1950s, likely.

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Help wanted!

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Old flooring.

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Here’s a bedroom.

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We turn to the right.

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And to the right again.

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Another bedroom.

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And now a visit to the living room. With more ceiling damage.

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We look to the right.

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And to the right again, showing the stained wall.

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We finish with two photos of major ceiling damage.

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Total rehab needed.

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Tags: Bedroom · Ceiling · Clutter · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Dolls · Fake Plants & Flowers · Family Photos · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Water Damage · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling

Clowning Around In Canada

May 21st, 2017 · 5 Comments

Thank you to two readers who sent this photos, M.L. and Jennifer. A house of clowns in Brantford, Ontario, Canada, not far from the town of Ontario. Enjoy!

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The sellers collected thousands of clowns.

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Everyone loves clowns.

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Especially buyers.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dolls · Family Room · Other International Cities · Staging · Wallpaper · Wood Paneling

Too Much of a Good Thing Is Not Wonderful

March 27th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Multiple items. Multiple patterns.

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Overly decorated living room.

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Assault on the senses.

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Visual distractions.

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If buyers could see past the stuff and notice the high ceilings and nice flooring.

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Too much furniture for a small space.

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Giant bed.

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Too much going on.

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Themed bathroom. Looks very small.

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Again, too much furniture for a small space.

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Less is more. Hint hint.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Dining Room · Dolls · Family Room · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Boxing Day

December 26th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Today is Boxing Day in Canada. Last year, we posted a photo of a punching bag to celebrating boxing. But some Canadian readers said we got it wrong. This year, we’re posting photos of boxes. We hope we get it right this time. Happy Boxing Day!

This Phoenix home has lots and lots of boxes. They really know how to celebrate Boxing Day!

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More boxes in the bedroom closet!

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Toy collection pinned to the wall. Plus pin-up calendars. And a messy home office. No boxes?

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Since they’re selling the house and since it’s Boxing Day today, they should box up all the books and movies.

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Cluttered bathroom.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dolls · Family Room · Office/Den · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Toys · Wallpaper · Wood Paneling

New Season of Hoarders Starts December 18

December 6th, 2016 · 7 Comments

New season of Hoarders will begin Sunday, December 18th on A&E Channel!
Here’s a potential candidate for the show.

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The room is full of stuff.

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Cluttered kitchen.

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Another view of the messy kitchen.

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And more stuff here.

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Why is there a blow torch in the bedroom?

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Piles of stuff on the patio.

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And more stuff on the patio. Save everything, because it might be needed someday.

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Caution: I am a bitch. Beautiful words in a beautiful setting.

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Chaos.

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So much stuff.

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Another view of this cluttered bedroom.

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And one more.

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Notice the cracked toilet seat is taped. The shower door too.

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The photographer got caught in the mirror. By the way, those are those infamous John F. Long cabinets.

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Another cluttered bedroom.

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Home office.

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Another view of the office.

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Lots of junk in the back yard.

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Piles of stuff everywhere.

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Treasures abound.

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Sparkling clean swimming pool.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Dolls · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Hats · John F. Long cabinets · Kitchen · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Toys

Inspirational Message For September

September 1st, 2016 · 1 Comment

Sing like no one’s listening.  Dance like no one’s watching.  Love like you’ve never been hurt.

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They have one of those crying kid dolls!  He probably heard her singing and saw her dancing.

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Dolls · Faux Paint & Murals · Mesa, AZ Homes · Staging

G’Day Kitty

July 3rd, 2016 · 8 Comments

Thank you to our international reader Jo for finding this home down under.  It’s from a house in the suburbs of Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.  The owner loves cats!

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There are pictures of cats all over.

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Run out of wall space?  Hang them from the ceiling!

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And dolls too!

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Macramé plant hangings, more dolls, and bamboo wall hangings.

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Stepping back to see more of this room.

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Wind chimes and more in this room.

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The kitchen.

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More cats.

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Tags: Bedroom · Carpet · Clutter · Collections · Dolls · Hall of Shame - Tacky Décor · Other International Cities · Staging · Ugly Décor · What Were They Thinking?!?!