Ugly House Photos

You’re never too old to play with dolls.

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Somewhere in Pennsville, New Jersey lurks a monster so hideous and despised, his only source of nutrition is picking his nose.  He is often accompanied by his evil consort, The Mad Hopper, the sinister cousin of the Easter Bunny.

He was last spotted hiding out in this home, blending in with the clutter and collections.  And dusty TV.

There sure are a lot of things to be packed up when moving (and preferably before selling).

They heard it’s a good idea to keep all records of their house.  Unfortunately, they misunderstood it.  Now they have a massive music record collection.  They forgot to dust around the computer monitor.

Colorful wallpaper pattern at the foyer.

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She collects plates.

This one’s a shoe collector.

She collects shoes, dolls, and everything else.

She collects crosses and fans.  Was listed December 1, 2011 as a short sale.  Went under contract February 3, 2012, and then waited and waited for the bank to respond.  It finally sold December 31, 2012.

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Doll collections.

This tall doll says Cleaned With Love.  [Buckeye, Arizona]

Three crying dolls and one happy doll in Sun City, Arizona.

Lots of dolls in another Sun City home.

Dolly folly in Mesa, Arizona.

Another view.

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Unique wallpaper patterns across the U.S.

Proudly from Hillsdale, Michigan.

Also from Hillsdale, Michigan.

A variety of patterns in Mankato, Minnesota.

The wallpaper colors match the carpet and wood paneling in Saginaw, Michigan.

Patterned wallpaper at another Saginaw, Michigan home.

You can almost smell the flowers in Somerset, Kentucky.

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Please join me in singing the 3rd annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”  Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve million cow things…

Eleven chairs a stacking…

Ten rolls of T.P….

Nine deers a killing…

Eight dolls a staring…

Seven plates collecting…

Six bears a stuffin’…

Five water jugs…

Four brass geese…

Three turtles dove…

Two panda bears…

And a John Deere in the front room.

Merry Christmas!

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Inspired by The Nightmare Before Christmas movie?  Dale, Texas.

Shirley Temple doll and friends?  Bedford, Indiana.

Dolls and a horse saddle in Marshalltown, Iowa.

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Dolls on display in Avon Park, Florida.

One of those crying dolls and other cluttered mischief in a Fitchburg, Massachusetts home.

Four dolls at a Sun City, Arizona home.

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Do you like the bedspread?

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Most of the heat from a fireplace escapes up the chimney, so why not move the heat in closer?

Another episode of Hoarders tonight.

Brandi (with an ‘i’) likes to practice before going to work.

Fried frog. Toasted toad. No home showings after 4:20. Convenient oven in case they get the munchies. Fire extinguisher in case of dropped buds. Where’s the air freshener?

Too freaky and creepy.

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