Ugly House Photos

Someone knocked over the table.

This table’s on its back.  Is that a lighthouse birdbath?

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There sure are a lot of overhead wires.  And that fence doesn’t look so good.  Couldn’t they have taken the photo more to the left instead?

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You can create kids’ toys on the cheap if you use your noggin.  Here’s a seesaw made of a board and a barrel in Scottsbluff, Nebraska.  What’s that going green phrase?  Reduce, reuse, recycle.

Yep, it’s an old barrel all right.  There’s also a deer in the yard.

See Saw Marjory Daw.

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How about waiting until after the yard sale to take the real estate photos?

Dotty the Dalmatian dog greets us in the junky back yard.

Dotty apologizes for her owner’s messy kitchen.

The living room is a mess.  Where’s the fireplace?

A bedroom?

Another messy bedroom.  Thank you, Melody, for sending us these photos.

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It’s a proven fact that buyers love dead branches in real estate photos.

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What a depressing back of the house.  Wires and pipes going all over like spaghetti.  No patio cover to block out the hot Arizona sun.

They added a patio cover to the side of the house.  However, notice that the wood posts are placed directly in dirt and connect directly to the house.  This is like putting out the red carpet for termites.  Earth-to-wood contact is what termite inspectors call this.

A Piglet mural plus outdated parquet flooring in the bedroom.  Oh, Pooh.  We were hoping the inside was better than the outside.

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Let’s just throw our garbage in the back yard and wait 100+ years for Mother Nature to compost the plastic.

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No wasteful watering of grass or plants in this back yard.  Think of all the extra time you’ll have.

It does have mountain views.

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If you are trying to get a date, would you send a photo of yourself when you first woke up or after you were ready for the day?  It’s all about first impressions, not promises.

The caption for this photo reads:  “All debris will be picked up and cleaned by this week.”  So why not just wait ’til it’s all picked up first and then take the photo?

Let’s say you get a date.  Would you clean out your car first or tell your date you’ll clean it out later?
There’s more debris in the kitchen than in the back yard.

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Yep, that’s a TV outside there.  Free to the new buyer.  Plus all the other junk and stuff out back.

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