Entries Tagged as 'Back Yard'

Don’t Forget Valentine’s Day Is Tomorrow

February 13th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Last chance to panic and order those flowers and chocolates.

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Don’t disappoint your sweetie tomorrow.

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Tags: Back Yard · Other Arizona Cities

Free TV With Home Purchase

February 12th, 2017 · 1 Comment

One of our readers sent these photos of a Los Lunas, New Mexico property for sale. The sellers will leave the projection TV to the buyers. It already comes with rabbit ears for better TV reception!

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Our reader wants to know if the seller fired their previous real estate broker since a “for sale” sign is on the ground.

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Beware of dog!

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Chained for your protection.

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What fun they must have all day long.

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The neighbor’s yard looks a little tired.

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Does the trash and furniture convey with the house?

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Tags: Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Other US Cities · Pets

Please Do Not Urine

January 24th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Please do not urine on the toliet seat. Thank you very much. We aim to please; you aim too, please.

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We don’t make this stuff up, folks. These are actual photos from a house for sale. Check out the hole in the wall behind the toilet.

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Cluttered bedroom.

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Another cluttered bedroom. The description of the house states that the owners moved out and left their items behind.

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The new buyer gets to handle all of this.

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This bedroom is used as a crafts room. Notice the Wasp & Hornet Killer spray can.

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Double oven.

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Pink ceiling in the family room. It almost looks like carpet! Two oxygen tanks in the corner, because this house will take your breath away.

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No smoking.

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And we’re told the air conditioning does not work.

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All this can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window

Shirtless Joe’s Place

January 18th, 2017 · 8 Comments

Shirtless Joe welcomes you to his Tonopah, Arizona home. Please come inside.

There he is! Shirtless Joe!

Joe likes to cook.

The odor really affects your appetite.

P.E.A.C.E. = Please Extract All Clutter Elements

Joe likes to save everything.

Joe keeps a close eye on all of his possessions.

Is this what you call vehicular manslaughter?

You never know when you might need something. Better to have it available.

Here’s another angle of the pallets.

Let’s ask Joe if that room addition has a building permit.

It looks well-built.

That yard is looking a little tired.

Good luck.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Curb Appeal · Entry · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Outdoor · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Room Addition

Trikes & More

December 12th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Lots of tricycles and other kid’s toys.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Toys

New Season of Hoarders Starts December 18

December 6th, 2016 · 7 Comments

New season of Hoarders will begin Sunday, December 18th on A&E Channel!
Here’s a potential candidate for the show.

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The room is full of stuff.

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Cluttered kitchen.

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Another view of the messy kitchen.

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And more stuff here.

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Why is there a blow torch in the bedroom?

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Piles of stuff on the patio.

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And more stuff on the patio. Save everything, because it might be needed someday.

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Caution: I am a bitch. Beautiful words in a beautiful setting.

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Chaos.

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So much stuff.

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Another view of this cluttered bedroom.

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And one more.

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Notice the cracked toilet seat is taped. The shower door too.

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The photographer got caught in the mirror. By the way, those are those infamous John F. Long cabinets.

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Another cluttered bedroom.

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Home office.

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Another view of the office.

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Lots of junk in the back yard.

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Piles of stuff everywhere.

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Treasures abound.

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Sparkling clean swimming pool.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Dolls · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Hats · John F. Long cabinets · Kitchen · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Toys

Outhouse

December 5th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Outhouse with a compost toilet. You sprinkle kitty litter in the toilet before you make. In the hot Phoenix summers, the smell is so bad that the tiles peel off.

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Running water in an outhouse. That’s high living!

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Thar’s lotsa iron in them thar pipes.

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In the ol’ West, we spell words diff’rently: rcoks, gravle, stnoes, bouldres, and pebbels. Yer darn tootin’ we do.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Phoenix Homes

Before & After Renovation Project

December 3rd, 2016 · 8 Comments

Before Kitchen. The house was purchased for only $24,000.

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After Kitchen. The renovated house sold for $165,000.

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Before Bathroom 1.

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After Bathroom 1.

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Before Bathroom 2.

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After Bathroom 2.

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Before Living Room.

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After Living Room.

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Before Bedroom 1.

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After Bedroom 1.

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Before Bedroom 2.

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After Bedroom 3. Not the same as Bedroom 2.

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Before Front of House.

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After Front of House.

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Before Back Yard.

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After Back Yard.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Before & After · Curb Appeal · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Remodeling

Proud American Flag Owner

November 29th, 2016 · 7 Comments

Messy house with an American flag draped over the couch.

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Hopefully the homeowner doesn’t sit on the flag.

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What if the flag is a beach towel? Still seems disrespectful to sit on it.

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Someday he’ll get around to reading those magazines and cleaning up the place.

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Elvis paintings on velvet?!?!!?

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This is the kitchen, believe it or not.

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Lazy cat? Can’t jump up on the cat tower? Needs a ramp? Which blocks the back door. Just tell buyers to watch the litter box on their left and the ramp on their right and then step over the broom.

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Messy bedroom with sunken mattress.

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Another cluttered bedroom with auto parts.

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Laundry room.

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Cluttered back yard.

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Tags: Art · Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Living Room · Staging

Tootie Fruities & More

November 23rd, 2016 · 2 Comments

Healthy foods on display at this Casa Grande, Arizona home: Tootie Fruities, white bread, Fiesta lemon lime soda, tortilla chips, etc.

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That one cabinet door looks a little askew.

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The house has a wonderful storage shed.

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Christmas lights are already up.

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White picket fence.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Fence or Wall · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · Window Coverings