Entries Tagged as 'Ugly Couches/Chairs'

Rifle, Crowbars, & Swords

March 17th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Rifle on display.  Along with some vintage 1980s Nagel prints, an arrow, and other visual distractions.

rifle arrow parrot vintage 1980s Nagel prints visual distractions clutter Glendale Arizona home house for sale staging photo

This home features a collection of modified crowbars and swords.  The couch cushions are a little worn.

sword collection crowbars cat tower ugly couch sofa visual distractions clutter Phoenix Arizona home house for sale staging photo

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Weapons & Firearms

Crushed Velvet

March 10th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Vintage crushed velvet sectional couch.  Looks brand new.  Groovy.

orange yellow vintage crushed velvet sofa sectional couch Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

TV’s On!

February 18th, 2014 · 5 Comments

It’s time for the Rachael Ray Show!  Rachael’s going to show us how to replace a missing chair seat.  [Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]

TV's on television Rachael Ray Show chair missing a seat Philadelphia Pennsylvania home house for sale wood paneling

Take cover from this gigantic television set, the papers, the clutter, the algae-infested aquarium.  [Glendale, Arizona]

TV's on television algae green aquarium fish tank boxes papers cluttered family room Glendale Arizona home house for sale

Football game is on.  What a depressing photo.  Blank wall.  Closed curtains.  It shows nothing exciting to buyers.  [Mesa, Arizona]

TV's on television football boring wall family room Glendale Arizona home house for sale

Squidward!!  [Phoenix, Arizona]

TV's on television Squidward SpongeBob SquarePants family room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

At least these two old TVs are turned off.  For that, we thank you.  [Syracuse, New York]

cluttered family room two old TV television sets stacked on top ugly couch sofa Syracuse New York home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Other US Cities

Giving You the Slip (Cover)

February 9th, 2014 · 5 Comments

A slip cover over your sofa will keep it brand new for decades.  [Newburgh, New York]

slip cover over sofa couch wood paneling old looking living room Newburgh New York home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Clutter · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Family Photos · Other US Cities

Three Ugly Sofas

January 27th, 2014 · 2 Comments

These three sofas were built to last.

ugly sofa couch fabric pattern Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Unfortunately they are lasting for decades.

ugly sofa couch fabric pattern Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Do they make slip covers that big?

ugly sofa couch fabric pattern Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Marshfield Mansion

November 24th, 2013 · 4 Comments

For the right price, this Marshfield, Missouri home can be yours.  Mold and mildew included.

mold mildew ceiling hole ugly damaged neglected dilapidated fixer-upper Marshfield Missouri home house for sale

Chef’s kitchen.

kitchen dirty ugly damaged neglected dilapidated fixer-upper Marshfield Missouri home house for sale

Custom tea-stained paint on the living room walls.  The color is Marlboro Light.

dirty ugly sofa couch smoked stained walls neglected dilapidated fixer-upper Marshfield Missouri home house for sale

Generous bedroom size.

small bedroom wood paneling neglected dilapidated fixer-upper Marshfield Missouri home house for sale

Calgon, take me away.

ugly dirty bathroom bathtub shower neglected dilapidated fixer-upper Marshfield Missouri home house for sale

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Tags: Bathroom · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Wallpaper · Lighting · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Other US Cities

Back & Side Views

November 22nd, 2013 · No Comments

…of people in real estate promotional photos, that is.

Our policy has been to block out people’s faces in our posts.  You know, to protect the innocent (and guilty).  We are grateful that the person in this real estate photo was already blocked out when we first saw it.  Hmm.  They took the time and trouble to cross out the face, but didn’t take the time to retake the picture without the person in it.  We’re diggin’ the pink flamingos picture.

man person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“Let’s slip in here for a quick make-out session.”

man woman person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“I can’t explain the dirt stains in the carpet, the garbage bag, the ugly couch, or why the TV is on.”

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“Do you think the scarecrow looks good over here?”

lady woman person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale scarecrow

“I can’t find my house on-line yet.  When are you posting the photos?”

lady woman person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“I thought you were babysitting?”  “Shhh.  I’m playing Candy Crush Saga.”

girl woman person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale toys clutter

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Toys · Chandler, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Families On Display

October 30th, 2013 · 3 Comments

When selling, please put away the family photos.

dozens too many family photos pictures on display wall poor staging Sun City Arizona home house for sale

And please patch the holes.

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And please paint over the patched & sanded holes.  Buyers don’t want to deal with all that fuss.

dozens too many family photos pictures on display wall poor staging Mesa Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Family Photos

Thor’s Hammer

September 12th, 2013 · 1 Comment

Thor’s hammer!  And giant poster.

Thor's hammer giant big poster bedroom distracting staging Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

And Thor’s armor!

Thor's hammer armor toy bedroom ugly couch sofa distracting staging Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Another bedroom of this Mesa, Arizona short sale home.

bedroom cluttered visually distracting staging Mesa Arizona home house short sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Mesa, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Holiday Décor

Pictures R Us

September 12th, 2013 · 3 Comments

One person’s treasured pictures is a buyer’s day spent patching a hundred holes.  [Phoenix]

dozens too many pictures hung on the wall displayed nail holes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

And then can you find paint to match?  So now it becomes an even bigger project in the mind of a buyer. [Mesa, Arizona]

dozens too many pictures hung on the wall displayed nail holes Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Family photos (and couches) are visually distracting.  [Trenton, New Jersey]

dozens too many family pictures hung on the wall displayed nail holes Trenton New Jersey home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Rugs · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Collections · Family Photos · Other US Cities