Entries Tagged as 'Ugly Couches/Chairs'

Sofas & Couches

September 16th, 2014 · 5 Comments

When times were simpler.  [Peeples Valley, Arizona]

ugly old outdated couch sofa Peeples Valley Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

They matched the green in the carpet with the green in the sofa pattern.  [Payson, Arizona]

ugly old outdated couch sofa green carpet wood paneling Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Muted colors but still has a wow factor.  [Blythe, California]

ugly old outdated couch sofa Blythe California home house for sale real estate photo

The velvet is crushed, like my spirit.  [Mesa, Arizona]

old vintage 1960s crushed velvet green yellow sofa couch Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

1962 home.  Is the sofa that old?  Or at least from the 1970s?

old vintage 1960s crushed velvet green yellow sofa couch Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

These Peoria, Arizona sellers placed their sofas back-to-back.

old staging sofas couches placed back to back Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Makes for awkward conversations.

old staging sofas couches placed back to back Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities

Phoenix Housing Bureau Relocated

July 23rd, 2014 · No Comments

Government officials recently relocated their bureau to the middle of a living room in a Phoenix home.

chest of drawers bureau used as a coffee table in the middle of a living room dumb stupid idea Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

But after complaints of cramped quarters, they moved it to the back yard of a Glendale, Arizona residence.

chest of drawers bureau used as a coffee table in the middle of a cluttered back yard Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Contain Yourself

July 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The gorgeous green carpet.  The luxurious green couch.  The comfortable green chair.  The coziness of the room.  Contain yourself, buyers!  [Hot Springs, Arkansas]

ugly old outdated green carpet beat-up sofa couch cluttered living room Hot Springs Arkansas home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Carpet · Living Room · Ugly Décor · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Family Photos · Other US Cities · Grandma's House

Disenfranchised Youth

July 2nd, 2014 · 5 Comments

From a home in Scottsdale, Arizona.

messy chaotic disorganized cluttered bedroom unmade bed art walls poor bad home staging Scottsdale house for sale real estate photo

Splattered paint on the wall.

messy chaotic disorganized cluttered bedroom art splattered paint dripping on wall poor bad home staging Scottsdale house for sale real estate photo

Don’t forget to take your medication.

cluttered messy bathroom prescription medication bottles on the counter poor bad home staging Scottsdale Arizona house for sale photo

They sure love Jägermeister.  Yes, graffiti on the wall.

dozens many Jägermeister bottles graffiti on dining room wall messy cluttered Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale photo

That orange couch is older than they are.

ugly dirty floor old orange floral couch sofa living room Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale photo

More graffiti.

graffiti inside Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

And graffiti outside.

graffiti outside block fence skull ying yang Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Graffiti arrow pointing up.

graffiti arrow pointing up stairs Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Another graffiti specimen inside the house.

graffiti inside wall one-eyed monster Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

If these are the owners, they sure didn’t care about getting higher offers from buyers.  If these are renters, the seller should have kicked them out and repainted the house.

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Tags: Flooring · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Fence or Wall · Fixer-Upper · Graffiti · Vandalism & Theft · Art

Wood Paneling Wallpaper

June 22nd, 2014 · 4 Comments

Take two outdated home decorating techniques (wood paneling and wallpaper) and combine them into one!  Wallpaper with a wood paneling pattern!  Brilliant.  [San Antonio, Texas]

ugly tacky peeling wallpaper with wood paneling pattern fixer-upper San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

The wallpaper is sagging on the walls and peeling on the ceiling.

ugly tacky peeling wallpaper with wood paneling pattern fixer-upper San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

There are similar problems in the next two rooms.

ugly old outdated peeling wallpaper ceiling walls fixer-upper San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

ugly old outdated peeling wallpaper ceiling walls fixer-upper San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

The wood paneling wallpaper reminds me of this wood paneling carpet I saw in 2008.  Here’s the blog post.

ugly tacky carpet with wood paneling plank pattern Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Wallpaper · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

The Pleasure of Pleather

June 5th, 2014 · 1 Comment

They could have sworn the $200 sofas were made of 100% leather.  Oops.

pleather fake leather ugly couch sofa peeling not lasting cluttered family room Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Mesa, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

San Antonio Treat

May 25th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Cheerful wallpaper and knick-knacks.  At least the curtain wasn’t knotted.

green outdated old vintage wallpaper cluttered bedroom San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

There’s ugly wallpaper on an unnecessary kitchen wall.

ugly old outdated wallpaper half wall kitchen dark depressing San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

Here’s the other side of that wall.  It’s not a supporting wall, so why bother having it?  It would bring light into the kitchen.  And make the house feel bigger.

living room bear blanket ugly couch sofa San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

What lovely drapes they have to block all the light.

living room ugly couch sofa dark heavy old outdated window drapes curtains San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

The flowers and circles offer a unique approach to room design.

old outdated vintage ugly floral flower wallpaper circle bedspread San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Other US Cities

Rifle, Crowbars, & Swords

March 17th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Rifle on display.  Along with some vintage 1980s Nagel prints, an arrow, and other visual distractions.

rifle arrow parrot vintage 1980s Nagel prints visual distractions clutter Glendale Arizona home house for sale staging photo

This home features a collection of modified crowbars and swords.  The couch cushions are a little worn.

sword collection crowbars cat tower ugly couch sofa visual distractions clutter Phoenix Arizona home house for sale staging photo

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Weapons & Firearms

Crushed Velvet

March 10th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Vintage crushed velvet sectional couch.  Looks brand new.  Groovy.

orange yellow vintage crushed velvet sofa sectional couch Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

TV’s On!

February 18th, 2014 · 5 Comments

It’s time for the Rachael Ray Show!  Rachael’s going to show us how to replace a missing chair seat.  [Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]

TV's on television Rachael Ray Show chair missing a seat Philadelphia Pennsylvania home house for sale wood paneling

Take cover from this gigantic television set, the papers, the clutter, the algae-infested aquarium.  [Glendale, Arizona]

TV's on television algae green aquarium fish tank boxes papers cluttered family room Glendale Arizona home house for sale

Football game is on.  What a depressing photo.  Blank wall.  Closed curtains.  It shows nothing exciting to buyers.  [Mesa, Arizona]

TV's on television football boring wall family room Glendale Arizona home house for sale

Squidward!!  [Phoenix, Arizona]

TV's on television Squidward SpongeBob SquarePants family room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

At least these two old TVs are turned off.  For that, we thank you.  [Syracuse, New York]

cluttered family room two old TV television sets stacked on top ugly couch sofa Syracuse New York home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Other US Cities