Entries Tagged as 'Ugly Couches/Chairs'

Roll Out the Barrel Chairs

November 1st, 2014 · 11 Comments

These barrel chairs look _________.

barrel dining chairs Glendale Arizona homes house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Dining Room · Glendale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

This House Is Clean

October 30th, 2014 · 3 Comments

The sellers can guarantee that there are no evil spirits in their house.

large big huge collection of crosses on display wall overkill too many Coolidge Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Well…at least not now.

large big huge collection of crosses on display wall overkill too many Coolidge Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The buyers will need to leave the crosses on the wall.  You know, just in case.

large big huge collection of crosses on display wall overkill too many Coolidge Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

What other reason could there be for so many to be on display in every room of the house?

large big huge collection of crosses on display wall overkill too many Coolidge Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Other Arizona Cities · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Collections · Family Photos

Boyfriend

October 27th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Who wouldn’t want Justin Bieber as a boyfriend?!

Justin Bieber boyfriend poster wood paneling bedroom two ugly couches sofas Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs

The Haves & Have Knots

September 23rd, 2014 · 1 Comment

Please make it stop.  I can knot take it any more.

Five knots!

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Four knots!

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Three knots!

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Two knots!

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale photo

One knot is still one too many.

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Back up to two knots?  Noooooo!

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Back to only one knot.  My blood pressure is dropping.

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Apache Junction Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Why can’t curtains look like this?  No knots.  Simple strip of fabric holding it in place.  Thank you.

red window curtains drapes Sun City Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Tempe, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · Make It Stop

Sofas & Couches

September 16th, 2014 · 5 Comments

When times were simpler.  [Peeples Valley, Arizona]

ugly old outdated couch sofa Peeples Valley Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

They matched the green in the carpet with the green in the sofa pattern.  [Payson, Arizona]

ugly old outdated couch sofa green carpet wood paneling Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Muted colors but still has a wow factor.  [Blythe, California]

ugly old outdated couch sofa Blythe California home house for sale real estate photo

The velvet is crushed, like my spirit.  [Mesa, Arizona]

old vintage 1960s crushed velvet green yellow sofa couch Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

1962 home.  Is the sofa that old?  Or at least from the 1970s?

old vintage 1960s crushed velvet green yellow sofa couch Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

These Peoria, Arizona sellers placed their sofas back-to-back.

old staging sofas couches placed back to back Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Makes for awkward conversations.

old staging sofas couches placed back to back Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities

Phoenix Housing Bureau Relocated

July 23rd, 2014 · No Comments

Government officials recently relocated their bureau to the middle of a living room in a Phoenix home.

chest of drawers bureau used as a coffee table in the middle of a living room dumb stupid idea Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

But after complaints of cramped quarters, they moved it to the back yard of a Glendale, Arizona residence.

chest of drawers bureau used as a coffee table in the middle of a cluttered back yard Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Contain Yourself

July 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The gorgeous green carpet.  The luxurious green couch.  The comfortable green chair.  The coziness of the room.  Contain yourself, buyers!  [Hot Springs, Arkansas]

ugly old outdated green carpet beat-up sofa couch cluttered living room Hot Springs Arkansas home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Carpet · Living Room · Ugly Décor · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Family Photos · Other US Cities · Grandma's House

Disenfranchised Youth

July 2nd, 2014 · 5 Comments

From a home in Scottsdale, Arizona.

messy chaotic disorganized cluttered bedroom unmade bed art walls poor bad home staging Scottsdale house for sale real estate photo

Splattered paint on the wall.

messy chaotic disorganized cluttered bedroom art splattered paint dripping on wall poor bad home staging Scottsdale house for sale real estate photo

Don’t forget to take your medication.

cluttered messy bathroom prescription medication bottles on the counter poor bad home staging Scottsdale Arizona house for sale photo

They sure love Jägermeister.  Yes, graffiti on the wall.

dozens many Jägermeister bottles graffiti on dining room wall messy cluttered Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale photo

That orange couch is older than they are.

ugly dirty floor old orange floral couch sofa living room Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale photo

More graffiti.

graffiti inside Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

And graffiti outside.

graffiti outside block fence skull ying yang Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Graffiti arrow pointing up.

graffiti arrow pointing up stairs Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Another graffiti specimen inside the house.

graffiti inside wall one-eyed monster Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

If these are the owners, they sure didn’t care about getting higher offers from buyers.  If these are renters, the seller should have kicked them out and repainted the house.

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Tags: Flooring · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Fence or Wall · Fixer-Upper · Graffiti · Vandalism & Theft · Art

Wood Paneling Wallpaper

June 22nd, 2014 · 4 Comments

Take two outdated home decorating techniques (wood paneling and wallpaper) and combine them into one!  Wallpaper with a wood paneling pattern!  Brilliant.  [San Antonio, Texas]

ugly tacky peeling wallpaper with wood paneling pattern fixer-upper San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

The wallpaper is sagging on the walls and peeling on the ceiling.

ugly tacky peeling wallpaper with wood paneling pattern fixer-upper San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

There are similar problems in the next two rooms.

ugly old outdated peeling wallpaper ceiling walls fixer-upper San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

ugly old outdated peeling wallpaper ceiling walls fixer-upper San Antonio Texas home house for sale real estate photo

The wood paneling wallpaper reminds me of this wood paneling carpet I saw in 2008.  Here’s the blog post.

ugly tacky carpet with wood paneling plank pattern Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Wallpaper · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

The Pleasure of Pleather

June 5th, 2014 · 1 Comment

They could have sworn the $200 sofas were made of 100% leather.  Oops.

pleather fake leather ugly couch sofa peeling not lasting cluttered family room Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Mesa, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs