The gorgeous green carpet. The luxurious green couch. The comfortable green chair. The coziness of the room. Contain yourself, buyers! [Hot Springs, Arkansas]
Entries Tagged as 'Ugly Couches/Chairs'
July 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment
July 2nd, 2014 · 5 Comments
From a home in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Splattered paint on the wall.
Don’t forget to take your medication.
They sure love Jägermeister. Yes, graffiti on the wall.
That orange couch is older than they are.
And graffiti outside.
Graffiti arrow pointing up.
Another graffiti specimen inside the house.
If these are the owners, they sure didn’t care about getting higher offers from buyers. If these are renters, the seller should have kicked them out and repainted the house.
June 22nd, 2014 · 4 Comments
Take two outdated home decorating techniques (wood paneling and wallpaper) and combine them into one! Wallpaper with a wood paneling pattern! Brilliant. [San Antonio, Texas]
The wallpaper is sagging on the walls and peeling on the ceiling.
There are similar problems in the next two rooms.
The wood paneling wallpaper reminds me of this wood paneling carpet I saw in 2008. Here’s the blog post.
June 5th, 2014 · 1 Comment
They could have sworn the $200 sofas were made of 100% leather. Oops.
May 25th, 2014 · 4 Comments
Cheerful wallpaper and knick-knacks. At least the curtain wasn’t knotted.
There’s ugly wallpaper on an unnecessary kitchen wall.
Here’s the other side of that wall. It’s not a supporting wall, so why bother having it? It would bring light into the kitchen. And make the house feel bigger.
What lovely drapes they have to block all the light.
The flowers and circles offer a unique approach to room design.
March 17th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Rifle on display. Along with some vintage 1980s Nagel prints, an arrow, and other visual distractions.
This home features a collection of modified crowbars and swords. The couch cushions are a little worn.
March 10th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Vintage crushed velvet sectional couch. Looks brand new. Groovy.
February 18th, 2014 · 5 Comments
It’s time for the Rachael Ray Show! Rachael’s going to show us how to replace a missing chair seat. [Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]
Take cover from this gigantic television set, the papers, the clutter, the algae-infested aquarium. [Glendale, Arizona]
Football game is on. What a depressing photo. Blank wall. Closed curtains. It shows nothing exciting to buyers. [Mesa, Arizona]
Squidward!! [Phoenix, Arizona]
At least these two old TVs are turned off. For that, we thank you. [Syracuse, New York]
February 9th, 2014 · 5 Comments
A slip cover over your sofa will keep it brand new for decades. [Newburgh, New York]
January 27th, 2014 · 3 Comments
These three sofas were built to last.
Unfortunately they are lasting for decades.
Do they make slip covers that big?