Entries Tagged as 'Family Photos'

House Band

March 14th, 2016 · No Comments

Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.  The performance will begin shortly.

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling · Family Photos

The Academy Awards Are Tomorrow Night

February 27th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Which movie will take home the Oscar for Best Picture tomorrow?

The Big Short, a movie about the financial & real estate crisis?  [I took this photo in a bank-owned house many years ago; sorry for the language]

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Bridge of Spies?

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Brooklyn?  [This is as close as I could get to a Brooklyn photo]

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Mad Max?

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The Martian?

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The Revenant?  [Leonardo got revenge on that bear!]

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Room?

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Spotlight?  [That movie has at least four fans.]

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Collections · Family Photos · Holiday Décor · Bad Parking · Taxidermy · Shower Curtain

Many Items

February 2nd, 2016 · 4 Comments

Family photos and collectibles will require a lot of time to pack up when this home sells.

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Not much room for guests to sit in the cluttered dining room.

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Interesting juxtaposition between the Native American art and the Redskins football pillow.  You might want to rethink that pillow, Mr. & Mrs. Seller.

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Good grief.

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More stuff upstairs.

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The kid’s room is cluttered too, but at least somewhat organized.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Collections · Family Photos · Toys

Media Niches

January 25th, 2016 · 1 Comment

It was a Phoenix thing to build entertainment/media niches so you could surround your TVs with collectibles and audio equipment.  Sometimes they are used as storage for supplies.

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People don’t know what to do with them.

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They were originally designed for those massive thick rear-projection TV sets.   Now what do you do with that big open space?

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These sellers gave up and did nothing.

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This seller was determined to fill every nook and cranny.

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These media niches are great for collecting dust.

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Garbage and/or Junk · Family Photos · Entertainment/Media Niche

The Hair Salon

January 21st, 2016 · No Comments

In case you have a hair emergency in the middle of the night.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Family Photos

More Window Mistreatments

December 15th, 2015 · No Comments

Add a belly dancer’s veil or Coco’s bikini top to your window for extra flair!

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Draped sheers add drama too.

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A little bit of whimsy for the breakfast nook.

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He’s a real tiger in bed.

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Family Photos

Ironing Out Some Details

October 29th, 2015 · No Comments

Time to take real estate photos of the house.  First stop, the living room.  Everything look okay?  Oh, wait.  There’s an ironing board.  Should we move it?  Nah.  No one will notice it.  [Wait until buyers come to visit the house and push the front door against the recliner chair.]

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Family Photos

We Love Grandma

October 25th, 2015 · No Comments

Grandma and grandchild are from Ft. Wayne, Indiana.

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Lots of stuff on display.

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Family Photos · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Grandma's House

At Least the TV Was Turned Off

October 9th, 2015 · 6 Comments

A smorgasbord of visual treats for you.  So much to take in.

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Knotted curtains, of course!

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Those are some serious knots!

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What happened to the kitchen cabinets?

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The kitchen curtains weren’t knotted?

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Explain why the belt is hanging there in the kitchen.  Is it to scare the kids into behaving?

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Tags: Tile · Family Room · Kitchen · Clutter · Window Coverings · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Cabinets · Collections · Family Photos

Two Washers & Three Dryers

October 6th, 2015 · 5 Comments

Their ship has sailed.

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Elvis left the building after seeing all this clutter.

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Their autumn decorations are out.  Year ’round.

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We’re grateful it’s not knotted.

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A place to tinker inside.

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Family photos, mismatched floor tile, a cat, Southwest “art”, & more.

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TV’s on!

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Harvest gold refrigerator with water & ice maker.  That was top of the line back in the 1970s!

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Two washing machines & three dryers.  And lots of junk.

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Looking to the left, we see…more junk.  Over 50 used tires!  They might need them someday, you know.  Bad roof too.

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The rugs add a touch of elegance to the back yard.

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All this can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Rugs · Fake Plants & Flowers · Family Photos · Hall of Shame - Outdoor