Please let us tidy up this Mesa, Arizona home. We’d only need ten minutes and some empty boxes. You can time us. 1, 2, 3, go! Remove the prescription bottle. Remove everything on the kitchen counters. Remove everything off the front, side, and top of the refrigerator. And then remove all of the family photos in the next room. Done! Total cost: $0. Benefit to the seller: more buyers interested in seeing the home and higher offers.
Entries Tagged as 'Family Photos'
July 18th, 2014 · 5 Comments
July 17th, 2014 · No Comments
A new trend we’re seeing in Phoenix: placing a fish tank or aquarium or terrarium in front of a fireplace.
This house has two tanks by the fireplace! And two barbells!
July 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment
The gorgeous green carpet. The luxurious green couch. The comfortable green chair. The coziness of the room. Contain yourself, buyers! [Hot Springs, Arkansas]
July 7th, 2014 · 4 Comments
Too much stuff on the refrigerator. It’s visually distracting. We’ll deal with the cow collection later.
Sensory overload in this kitchen.
June 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Collection of doll figurines.
Doll collection plus a million books and movies.
Kachina doll collection.
June 24th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Kids don’t belong in real estate promotional photos. [Apache Junction, Arizona]
Little girl, before you leave the room, would you ask your mommy to please untie that stupid knotted curtain? Thank you. [Mesa, Arizona]
Don’t sit around watching TV all day. [Phoenix]
He’s waving to the camera. And now the picture is out of focus. [Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]
June 20th, 2014 · 2 Comments
When Timmy misbehaves, he goes to time out. Thank you, Mr. & Mrs. Seller, for sharing your discipline technique with us.
June 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments
June 14th is Flag Day. A day to proudly display the American flag. Here are some home sellers with their own versions of displaying the American flag.
Wrong! The flag was hung backwards. The blue field is supposed to be at the upper left. [Phoenix]
Wrong! The flag is backwards in this Tempe, Arizona home.
The blue field is in the upper left, so bonus points for that. But using the American flag as a window curtain is not cool. [Jonesboro, Arkansas]
These Wickenburg, Arizona sellers used the flag as a curtain, but at least it wasn’t a real flag.
It’s not backwards or over a window. Thank you. [Superior, Wisconsin]
What a difference a room makes. The living room (with American flag) is neat and tidy in a Marshfield, Missouri home.
But when you get to the dining room, bam! Clutter & family photos. And an American flag.
Old Glory. Long may it wave. [Goodyear, Arizona]
Hey, wait. That’s not an American flag. Oops. (It’s a flag from Liberia)
May 30th, 2014 · 3 Comments
You never know what you’ll see in a house. How about two elephants?
Or you could chase a tiger’s tail.
The mountain lion is about to kill the quail.
Monkey see. Bear do too.
May 9th, 2014 · 7 Comments
Why would anyone put a hammer and a hoe on a kitchen wall or any wall inside a house?
They read this blog and knew to clear off the counters and to show off the floor, but…
What are those sticks in the upper right? And notice more stuff on the walls in the next room.
“Honey, will you get me the dust pan? I can’t reach it.”
Enough is enough.
Snow shoes and ice skates in Glendale, Arizona? And a nude picture?
And a shovel in the dining room.
A dog wearing something around its head. Family photos and more clutter on the walls. Who is going to remove the nails and patch the holes?