Entries Tagged as 'Dirt, Dust, & Filth'

Dirty Laundry

September 12th, 2017 · 2 Comments

There have been no floods or hurricanes in the Phoenix area. How do you explain the filthy floor of this Mesa, Arizona laundry room? And why did the sellers include this photo for buyers to see?

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Tags: Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Laundry Room · Mesa, AZ Homes

Dusty Piano

September 5th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Let’s Ensure the cat litter box is always clean for visiting buyers.

Furniture included with full price offer.

Vintage kitchen.

What were mattress companies thinking back in the day with that horrible urine-yellow color? Or maybe they were actually very clever!

Mirror, mirror, on the floor. Who’s the fairest house of all?

Wall to ceiling to wall wood paneling.

Some bleach and this bathroom could be cute.

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling

Cobwebs & More

August 31st, 2017 · 7 Comments

The seller was living in this house when the photos were taken, oblivious to the spider webs all around.

Watch your step in the kitchen.

More cobwebs and stuff in the living room.

She’s serving cob salad in the dining room?

More stuff.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Kitchen · Living Room · Mesa, AZ Homes

Prepare To Hover

August 11th, 2017 · 4 Comments

If you really had to go to the bathroom, you’ll have to hover over the toilet. Great for building your quad muscles.

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Tags: Bathroom · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Phoenix Homes

Pride of Ownership

August 3rd, 2017 · 4 Comments

The sellers are hoping new buyers will love and respect their home as much as they did.

They installed a new jetted tub.

Buyers will like the tall ceiling too.

Vintage wallpaper.

Built-in shelves plus a desk complete this room.

Gourmet kitchen.

Great view out the kitchen window.

Built-in pantry too.

Formal dining room.

Living room with custom paint.

Cozy fireplace.

Bedroom.

The basement can sleep several guests. Mattresses already provided.

Enclosed front porch for extra square footage.

Here’s another view of the enclosed front porch.

The back of the house.

The sellers really cared for this house.

There’s also a guest house!

Fully furnished guest house.

Kitchenette too!

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Tags: Basement · Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Curb Appeal · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Drywall Damage · Family Room · Faux Paint & Murals · Fireplace · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Wallpaper

Garage Sale

August 2nd, 2017 · 3 Comments

Four-car garages are usually highly desirable. Usually. [Apache Junction, Arizona]

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Tags: Clutter · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Garage or Carport · Garbage and/or Junk · Other Arizona Cities · Paint

Say Hello To My Little Friend

July 29th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Old neglected bathtub…

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…being enjoyed by a sewer roach!!

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Tags: Bathroom · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Phoenix Homes

Plush Carpet

July 17th, 2017 · 3 Comments

High quality carpet. The kind that lasts for decades.

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Take your shoes and socks off and feel how soft the carpet is.

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Lie down and take a nap.

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Vintage 1940s or 1950s kitchen.

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Original hand-crank casement windows.

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Tags: Carpet · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes

One Love – Several Stains

June 17th, 2017 · 5 Comments

That is a soiled, dirty mattress. Gross. Not sure if Bob Marley has any love for it. Go, Steelers?

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Sneakers/trainers were placed there to distract you from the stained mattress.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Other Arizona Cities · Window Coverings

Swimming Season

June 9th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Temperatures are heating up and people want to cool off in a sparkling clear swimming pool.

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Jump right in!

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Hurry before all the water evaporates!

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Close your eyes and imagine the cool water.

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Tags: Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa