Entries Tagged as 'Poor Photography'

Bathroom Photography Fail

April 26th, 2017 · No Comments

Bad real estate photography of a bathroom.

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A slight improvement but still bad.

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Getting better but still not acceptable.

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Sigh. You would assume a photography with a tripod would know better.

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Tags: Bathroom · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Blocked Views

April 14th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Can’t see the house because the seller’s cars are in the way.

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The photographer couldn’t move to the left a few feet and step forward six feet? The seller couldn’t move the truck?

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Are they selling the car or the house?

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Same house as above photo and same poor quality.

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Really?

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Tags: Bad Parking · Curb Appeal · Glendale, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Water Leak

April 10th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Just a little water leak to ruin your day.

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Hey, Mr. Seller, how about fixing the problem before selling? Oh, wait, this is a short sale. That excuses the home owner from any responsibility, right?

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Harlequin romance?

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The door window is fixed.

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Blurry kitchen.

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Quality cabinetry.

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Expensive flooring.

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Ceiling leak.

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Professionally patched.

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Cluttered back yard.

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Swimming pool.

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Fun.

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Dive in.

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Here’s the pool equipment.

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Lush landscaping.

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Handy workbench.

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The front of the house with weeds.

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Tags: Back Yard · Ceiling · Curb Appeal · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fence or Wall · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Poor Photography · Water Damage · Weeds

Palm Sunday

April 9th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Today is Palm Sunday. Two real estate photographers are celebrating by exposing their palms to potential buyers.

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Please don’t let them take photos on National Colonoscopy Day.

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Tags: Mesa, AZ Homes · People In Photos · Peoria, AZ Homes · Poor Photography

People Watching

March 24th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Who will we see in real estate photos today?

1 point awarded for turning the TV off. 1 point deducted for being in the photo. 1 point deducted for the Christmas tree.

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A creeper fixing the spy camera to record his future Tinder dates?

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Too busy checking out the cell phone to bother putting away the milk, dishes, drying rack, trash, and refrigerator clutter.

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We see you in the mirror. Now would you please remove your dog from the room?

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Meter reader?

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Or creepy person facing the camera with a bandana over his face?

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Peeping Tom In Copenhagen

February 19th, 2017 · 2 Comments

If you rent this airbnb condo in Copenhagen, Denmark, be sure to close the curtains!

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There’s a neighborhood Peeping Tom!!!

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Tags: Other International Cities · People In Photos · Poor Photography

Pink Floyd’s Inspiration

January 25th, 2017 · 3 Comments

All in all you’re just another brick in the wall. What? No dark sarcasm?

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Tags: Fixer-Upper · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography · Repairs

Thanks For Nothing

January 20th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Not sure what purpose this photo serves to buyers. A photographer’s shadow and bags of trash.

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Tags: Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Body Issues

January 13th, 2017 · No Comments

Mr. Photographer, you need to get out of the mirror’s reflection. [Phoenix, Arizona]

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Same for you. [Sun City, Arizona]

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Be careful of your shadow. [Houston, Texas]

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We see your shadow. [Mesa, Arizona]

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G-g-g-g-g-ghost?!?!? [Payson, Arizona]

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Christmas Is Over, Valentine’s Day Is Next

December 30th, 2016 · 5 Comments

Christmas was five days ago. These sellers were so excited about Christmas.

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And they are getting excited for Valentine’s Day! (And Easter too?)

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Knotted window curtain?

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Easter lilies?

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Dark bedroom with tiger bedspread.

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Where’s the M&M Man’s left hand?

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Another cluttered room.

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Home salon?

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So much to put away before selling.

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The foil keeps the stove clean.

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Another dark bedroom. Happy New Year!

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Tags: Bedroom · Bedspread · Clutter · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · Poor Photography · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Window Coverings