Entries Tagged as 'Poor Photography'

People Watching

March 24th, 2017 · No Comments

Who will we see in real estate photos today?

1 point awarded for turning the TV off. 1 point deducted for being in the photo. 1 point deducted for the Christmas tree.

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A creeper fixing the spy camera to record his future Tinder dates?

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Too busy checking out the cell phone to bother putting away the milk, dishes, drying rack, trash, and refrigerator clutter.

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We see you in the mirror. Now would you please remove your dog from the room?

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Meter reader?

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Or creepy person facing the camera with a bandana over his face?

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Peeping Tom In Copenhagen

February 19th, 2017 · 2 Comments

If you rent this airbnb condo in Copenhagen, Denmark, be sure to close the curtains!

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There’s a neighborhood Peeping Tom!!!

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Tags: Other International Cities · People In Photos · Poor Photography

Pink Floyd’s Inspiration

January 25th, 2017 · 3 Comments

All in all you’re just another brick in the wall. What? No dark sarcasm?

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Tags: Fixer-Upper · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography · Repairs

Thanks For Nothing

January 20th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Not sure what purpose this photo serves to buyers. A photographer’s shadow and bags of trash.

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Tags: Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Body Issues

January 13th, 2017 · No Comments

Mr. Photographer, you need to get out of the mirror’s reflection. [Phoenix, Arizona]

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Same for you. [Sun City, Arizona]

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Be careful of your shadow. [Houston, Texas]

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We see your shadow. [Mesa, Arizona]

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G-g-g-g-g-ghost?!?!? [Payson, Arizona]

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Christmas Is Over, Valentine’s Day Is Next

December 30th, 2016 · 5 Comments

Christmas was five days ago. These sellers were so excited about Christmas.

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And they are getting excited for Valentine’s Day! (And Easter too?)

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Knotted window curtain?

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Easter lilies?

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Dark bedroom with tiger bedspread.

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Where’s the M&M Man’s left hand?

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Another cluttered room.

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Home salon?

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So much to put away before selling.

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The foil keeps the stove clean.

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Another dark bedroom. Happy New Year!

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Tags: Bedroom · Bedspread · Clutter · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · Poor Photography · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Window Coverings

Can’t Get It Right

November 8th, 2016 · No Comments

Poor photographer. He’s looking down, not realizing he’s in the mirror.

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In the next bathroom, he did the same thing again: Look down and shoot.

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And then again for good measure, this time with the lights off.

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This last time, he aimed lower. And yet the seller still approved posting all four real estate photos for the public to see, instead of demanding the photographer take new photos (or hiring another photographer).

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Tags: Bathroom · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Reflections On Reflections

September 26th, 2016 · No Comments

There are certain real estate photographers who aren’t very clever. Or at least clever enough to stay out of the mirror’s reflection. This photographer is smiling.

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Halfway gone from the photo. Nice try.

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At least this photographer kept his face and body out of the reflection.

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If he had stood in the corner on his right…

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Thank you for wearing sunglasses. I didn’t have to block out your eyes to protect your identity.

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Tags: Bathroom · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Cramped Rooms

September 23rd, 2016 · 2 Comments

The photographer used a fish-eye or wide angle lens to take these photos.  The end result: the beds look like they take up the entire room.

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How do you walk around the room?  Either the furniture is too big or the bedroom is too small.

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Same thing in the next bedroom.  The bed looks massive.

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From another viewpoint, it looks better.  The photo above should not have been used.

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Tags: Poor Photography · Staging

Closet Close-Up

August 12th, 2016 · 1 Comment

The seller is trying to emphasize the closet can hold a lot of clothes.  It certainly does.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography