Entries Tagged as 'Hall of Shame - Funny'

Toilet Lid Cozy!!

April 21st, 2012 · 4 Comments

Gladys was determined that the toilet lid cozy would never slip again.

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Tags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Hall of Shame - Funny

Overly Romantic Master Bedroom

August 26th, 2011 · 10 Comments

One of our readers found this Glendale, Arizona listing.  We are most grateful.  And speechless.

What buyer wouldn’t want a romantic master suite?  These sellers are demonstrating just how romantic it is.  Whaaaaat???!!?!

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Our reader thinks the photographer isn’t wearing a shirt.  What’s going on in this house?  Very disturbing.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hall of Shame - Funny

Interesting Choice of Bathroom Art

August 1st, 2011 · 11 Comments

We don’t know why the seller chose to paint or buy this particular painting or put it up in the bathroom.  Before we critique the painting, please notice the gray towel.  It’s touching the toilet tank lid.  Uh, yuk.  And why are there two shower curtains?

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Let’s take a closer look at this remarkable painting.  We are flush with questions.  Her left arm appears to be crossed over her chest (we really hope that’s her left hand).  Is this painting a reminder to do your monthly self-exam?  Why is her face missing?  Can a human physically twist her head that far around?  Why are her pants down?  Is she getting ready to use the toilet?

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Tags: Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Hall of Shame - Funny · Art

Two Unique Child Beds

May 6th, 2011 · 12 Comments

You’ll either love or hate these two unique child beds.

Bird Cage

bird cage child's bed bedroom Goodyear Arizona home house for sale photo

Teepee

teepee child's bed bedroom Paradise Valley Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities · Hall of Shame - Funny · Paradise Valley, AZ Homes

Best of Funniest Real Estate Promotional Photos

March 5th, 2011 · 2 Comments

The UglyHousePhotos Awards for Funniest Real Estate Promotional Photos will be decided by our readers.  Here are seven candidates for your consideration.  Enjoy!

Yes, all of these photos were really used to promote the sale of the homes.

*** Warning:  May not be suitable for young children ***

BATH SPRAYER: Congress, Arizona.  Handy sprayer at the sink and large paper towels to assist you after, um, difficult wiping.

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MYSTERY SHADOW:  Tucson, Arizona.  Really?  Hilarious.

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DOG POOP:  Somewhere in Kansas a dog poops.  The photographer couldn’t wait 30 more seconds??

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HELL HOUSE:  Phoenix.  Hey, everyone, I live on Hell Drive.  The neighborhood is hell too. Wait ’til you meet the neighbors.

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DOGS IN LOVE:  Danville, California.  This photo showing two dogs doing it has made the rounds on the Internet for years.  Californication?

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1-2-3:  This Phoenix photographer has short-term memory loss so had to hold out a finger to remember the three bedrooms.

bad dumb poor real estate photography finger in the photo Phoenix home house

bad dumb poor real estate photography finger in the photo Phoenix home house

bad dumb poor real estate photography finger in the photo Phoenix home house

ENEMA: Phoenix.  The seller has a proctology exam tomorrow morning.  Bottoms up!  Is this what they mean by sleeping with the enema?

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dog in real estate promotional photo Phoenix home house enema bottle bedroom

Vote for your favorite funniest real estate photo:

What Is the Funniest Real Estate Photo?
Bath Sprayer
Mystery Shadow
Dog Poop
Hell House
Dogs In Love
1-2-3
Enema
  
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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Hall of Shame - Funny · Other US Cities · Worst Of

Wiping My Hands On My Tush

February 23rd, 2009 · No Comments

The little girl in this Scottsdale, Arizona home is wiping her hands on her butt.

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They’ve got people wandering all over this house.

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Tags: Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Hall of Shame - Funny · People In Photos

Stuffed With Stuffed Animals In Michigan

October 19th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Looks like someone goes to the Michigan State Fair a lot.

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Update 10-20-08:  Thanks to a tip from a blog reader, it seems this house was part of an artist’s project in the Detroit area, rather than a homeowner’s house.  The artist is Tyree Guyton (his website here and his Heidelberg neighborhood project). 

Here’s Tyree’s house.

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Another Tyree Guyton project:

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Stuffed Animals · Hall of Shame - Funny · Other US Cities

How Much Is That Donkey In the Window?

May 18th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Now I’ve seen everything.  A painted on donkey looking through the window into the kitchen.  Can you imagine staring at that each time you use the sink?  Hilarious.

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Tags: Kitchen · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Faux Paint & Murals · Hall of Shame - Funny · Other US Cities

Stripper Pole

April 26th, 2008 · 3 Comments

A great way to get exercise.  Install a stripper pole in your own home.  Yes, folks, this is an actual photo used to promote the sale of this Phoenix home.  I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Hall of Shame - Funny

Somewhere In Kansas a Dog Poops

April 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Dorothy, we are in Kansas.  Do you think the photographer could have waited one minute ’til the dog was finished?  Unbelievable.

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Tags: Pets · Back Yard · Poor Photography · Hall of Shame - Funny · Other US Cities