Ugly House Photos

Gladys was determined that the toilet lid cozy would never slip again.

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One of our readers found this Glendale, Arizona listing.  We are most grateful.  And speechless.

What buyer wouldn’t want a romantic master suite?  These sellers are demonstrating just how romantic it is.  Whaaaaat???!!?!

Our reader thinks the photographer isn’t wearing a shirt.  What’s going on in this house?  Very disturbing.

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We don’t know why the seller chose to paint or buy this particular painting or put it up in the bathroom.  Before we critique the painting, please notice the gray towel.  It’s touching the toilet tank lid.  Uh, yuk.  And why are there two shower curtains?

Let’s take a closer look at this remarkable painting.  We are flush with questions.  Her left arm appears to be crossed over her chest (we really hope that’s her left hand).  Is this painting a reminder to do your monthly self-exam?  Why is her face missing?  Can a human physically twist her head that far around?  Why are her pants down?  Is she getting ready to use the toilet?

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You’ll either love or hate these two unique child beds.

Bird Cage

Teepee

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The UglyHousePhotos Awards for Funniest Real Estate Promotional Photos will be decided by our readers.  Here are seven candidates for your consideration.  Enjoy!

Yes, all of these photos were really used to promote the sale of the homes.

*** Warning:  May not be suitable for young children ***

BATH SPRAYER: Congress, Arizona.  Handy sprayer at the sink and large paper towels to assist you after, um, difficult wiping.

MYSTERY SHADOW:  Tucson, Arizona.  Really?  Hilarious.

DOG POOP:  Somewhere in Kansas a dog poops.  The photographer couldn’t wait 30 more seconds??

HELL HOUSE:  Phoenix.  Hey, everyone, I live on Hell Drive.  The neighborhood is hell too. Wait ’til you meet the neighbors.

DOGS IN LOVE:  Danville, California.  This photo showing two dogs doing it has made the rounds on the Internet for years.  Californication?

1-2-3:  This Phoenix photographer has short-term memory loss so had to hold out a finger to remember the three bedrooms.

ENEMA: Phoenix.  The seller has a proctology exam tomorrow morning.  Bottoms up!  Is this what they mean by sleeping with the enema?

Vote for your favorite funniest real estate photo:

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The little girl in this Scottsdale, Arizona home is wiping her hands on her butt.

They’ve got people wandering all over this house.

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Looks like someone goes to the Michigan State Fair a lot.

Update 10-20-08:  Thanks to a tip from a blog reader, it seems this house was part of an artist’s project in the Detroit area, rather than a homeowner’s house.  The artist is Tyree Guyton (his website here and his Heidelberg neighborhood project). 

Here’s Tyree’s house.

Another Tyree Guyton project:

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Now I’ve seen everything.  A painted on donkey looking through the window into the kitchen.  Can you imagine staring at that each time you use the sink?  Hilarious.

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A great way to get exercise.  Install a stripper pole in your own home.  Yes, folks, this is an actual photo used to promote the sale of this Phoenix home.  I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

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Dorothy, we are in Kansas.  Do you think the photographer could have waited one minute ’til the dog was finished?  Unbelievable.

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