Ugly House Photos

The little girl in this Scottsdale, Arizona home is wiping her hands on her butt.

They’ve got people wandering all over this house.

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Looks like someone goes to the Michigan State Fair a lot.

Update 10-20-08:  Thanks to a tip from a blog reader, it seems this house was part of an artist’s project in the Detroit area, rather than a homeowner’s house.  The artist is Tyree Guyton (his website here and his Heidelberg neighborhood project). 

Here’s Tyree’s house.

Another Tyree Guyton project:

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Now I’ve seen everything.  A painted on donkey looking through the window into the kitchen.  Can you imagine staring at that each time you use the sink?  Hilarious.

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A great way to get exercise.  Install a stripper pole in your own home.  Yes, folks, this is an actual photo used to promote the sale of this Phoenix home.  I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

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Dorothy, we are in Kansas.  Do you think the photographer could have waited one minute ’til the dog was finished?  Unbelievable.

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This manufactured house can be yours in the quiet town of Congress, Arizona.  Let’s take a tour of the house, shall we?

How about the bathroom first?  Here you’ll be impressed by the unique upgrades.  For example, the sink comes with a handy sprayer!  Perfect for when you don’t need a complete shower.  And since this is a double-wide, it’s only fitting that the toilet paper is double wide.  Check out the paper towel dispenser and then try to visualize who lives here

The living room with its Western motif, complete with rifle mounted on the wall.

The kitchen with John Wayne poster.

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Eek.  Check out the scary clown pictures in this Phoenix kitchen.  And those 80s bar stools, the yellow range hood, the refrigerator magnets, and wood paneling.

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Attack of the sunflowers in this bathroom!  Talk about overkill.  “Butt” what’s funnier are these items:  the hemorrhoid donut seat and the extra-wide toilet paper!  Close your eyes and picture who uses this bathroom. 

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I love this photo!  An actual living room of a house for sale in Phoenix.  It’s like one of those picture puzzles….how many things wrong can you see in this photo?  The stuffed deer, the Titanic ship in the aquarium, the red shag carpet, the rocking chair blocking the fireplace, the distracting painting, the nutcrackers and sailboat on the mantle, the hanging macrame planter, the pet toys, and more.

A closer look at Bambi and the Titanic.

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