Ugly House Photos

It kinda looks like pink Venetian plaster in the bathroom.  But what’s that pink mess in the shower?  And dirty too.

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Let’s put a few paint samples on the wall to see if we like it.  Then let’s not do anything.  And then take photos for the listing.  Let the buyers decide which color to use.

Let’s do the same thing in the dining room.

At least the blue sponge paint matches the water bottle’s label?

It’s a dog in a cage with one of those cat tower things.  This is what buyers will remember about this house.  Clean kitchen, big rooms, nice tile floors?  Nope.  It’s the house with blue paint and a crazy dog cage.

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Rooms and photos of rooms create an emotional response from buyers.  If you were a guest, would you want to stay in this room?  The striped wallpaper looks like jail cell bars.  You have views of the prison yard with garbage and recycle bins at the window.  Solid color sheer panels over the window could have grounded the wallpaper and covered up the bins.

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Most sports fans are loyal to their local teams.  This Lansing, Michigan home seller seems to like Kansas City Chiefs and the Denver Broncos.  He’s hoping buyers won’t notice what he’s hiding under the foos table.

Boston Red Sox fan in Glendale, Arizona.

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Yes, you are seeing footprints on the wall.

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Clean & fresh remodel of an older Phoenix home.

The living room before with saltillo tile.

New flooring, new paint, new baseboards, new door, new windows in 2010.

Original kitchen before.

New kitchen cabinets & design in 2010.

Clean and fresh.

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A new TV show debuted this week called Confessions: Animal Hoarding on Animal Planet. [warning: the link loads with a loud commercial].  We’ve seen TV shows about hoarding.  This one specializes in people who hoard pets.  You know, the Cat Lady with 50+ cats.  It raises the bar on scary, dirty, filthy, unhealthy, cruelness to animals, creepiness, etc.

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We had to check twice to confirm this photo was actually from July 2010 and not December 1970.  From a Jackson, Mississippi home.

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A Twilight movie poster in a Jackson, Mississippi bedroom.  Puke.  With splashed on paint over pink paint.

Another Twilight movie poster in Phoenix.  Puke.

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Someone forgot to flush in Austin, Texas.

Here’s a note you can post above the toilet for your guests:  “We Aim To Please.  You Aim Too, Please.”

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