Entries from September 2011

Ugly Dining Room Chairs

September 30th, 2011 · 17 Comments

Ugly Southwest design pattern on these dining room chairs in Sun Lakes, Arizona.

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ugly outdated southwest design pattern dinng room chairs Sun Lakes Arizona home house

Carved wood elephant dining room chairs in a Phoenix home.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Other US Cities

Giant Spider In Glendale, Arizona Home

September 30th, 2011 · 4 Comments

Giant spider on a chair in this home.  Better call the pest control company quick!  You’d think this was a recent photo and that the seller put out Halloween decorations early.  Wrong.  This photo was taken in early summer.  The spider’s part of their permanent décor.

giant big black fake spider on chair poor home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Glendale, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor

Privacy Fence

September 30th, 2011 · 3 Comments

Yep, that’ll sure keep out the undesirables.

pile of concrete blocks bad poor fence front yard curb appeal Phoenix Arizona home house

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Phoenix Homes · Fence or Wall

Artistic Endeavors

September 29th, 2011 · 6 Comments

Let’s enjoy some artwork.

Spanish galleon painting (on velvet?).  Fire red shag carpet.  Wood paneling.  Groovy.

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Rockin’ the yellow bikini.

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Interesting art selection.  And the TV’s on!

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Do you see the lady with her arms up and the guitar player? Look closely at the old couple.

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Meow.

picture of kitten wearing a knit cap bathroom Phoenix Arizona house home for sale photo

Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Muse, etc.  Mom, I’d check Junior’s room for weed.

Bob Marley Metallica Muse Pink Floyd poster bedroom Tempe Arizona home house for sale

Unfinished paint-by-numbers project?

unfinished paint-by-numbers painting cat fireplace Tempe Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Carpet · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling · Tempe, AZ Homes · Art

Embracing the Past

September 29th, 2011 · 8 Comments

Sun City West, Arizona home with ugly old couches and a mirrored wall.  Go 1970s!

ugly old couch sofa mirrored wall 1970s outdated Sun City West Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Zero To Irish In 6.5 Beers

September 29th, 2011 · 1 Comment

The t-shirt says it all:  this Kiltlifter seller can go from “zero to Irish in 6.5 beers.”

kiltlifter beer case zero to irish in 6.5 beers t-shirt messy room Chandler Arizona home house

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Chandler, AZ Homes

Painful Painting

September 28th, 2011 · 3 Comments

Aah. The freedom to paint your house however you like.  The joy of home ownership.  Now let’s get these five homes ready to sell properly.

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A nice base coat of primer will neutralize this room.

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Party time in Mason City, Iowa.

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They’re at least consistent with the bad paint job?

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Orange you glad you’re not buying this house?

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Tags: Paint · Bathroom · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Other US Cities

TV’s On!

September 28th, 2011 · 1 Comment

The television is on!  Time to watch TV.  Time to twist your neck by having the TV against the window and not the left wall.

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The TV is on!

television set TV is on real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home for sale

The TV’s on!

television set TV is on real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home for sale

They forgot to turn off the TV before taking the real estate photo.

television set TV on in real estate promotional photo picture Chandler Arizona house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes

The Emperor’s New Desk

September 28th, 2011 · 1 Comment

It’s a beautiful desk.  Made by hand by a skilled artisan.  Well worth the price.  Isn’t it great?  Shh.  Don’t tell the emperor.

chair on protector pad in middle of bedroom poor home staging Chandler Arizona house photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Chandler, AZ Homes

Family Room Chaos

September 27th, 2011 · 3 Comments

Cluttered family room in Sun City, Arizona.  You only get one chance to impress buyers.

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Cluttered family room in Mesa, Arizona.  Buyers form opinions about homes based on photos.

cluttered disorganized messy family room poor home staging Mesa Arizona house photo

Cluttered family room in Glendale, Arizona.  Please help.

cluttered disorganized messy family room poor home staging Glendale Arizona house photo

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes