Ugly House Photos

Ugly Southwest design pattern on these dining room chairs in Sun Lakes, Arizona.

Carved wood elephant dining room chairs in a Phoenix home.

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Giant spider on a chair in this home.  Better call the pest control company quick!  You’d think this was a recent photo and that the seller put out Halloween decorations early.  Wrong.  This photo was taken in early summer.  The spider’s part of their permanent décor.

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Yep, that’ll sure keep out the undesirables.

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Let’s enjoy some artwork.

Spanish galleon painting (on velvet?).  Fire red shag carpet.  Wood paneling.  Groovy.

Rockin’ the yellow bikini.

Interesting art selection.  And the TV’s on!

Do you see the lady with her arms up and the guitar player? Look closely at the old couple.

Meow.

Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Muse, etc.  Mom, I’d check Junior’s room for weed.

Unfinished paint-by-numbers project?

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Sun City West, Arizona home with ugly old couches and a mirrored wall.  Go 1970s!

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The t-shirt says it all:  this Kiltlifter seller can go from “zero to Irish in 6.5 beers.”

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Aah. The freedom to paint your house however you like.  The joy of home ownership.  Now let’s get these five homes ready to sell properly.

A nice base coat of primer will neutralize this room.

Party time in Mason City, Iowa.

They’re at least consistent with the bad paint job?

Orange you glad you’re not buying this house?

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The television is on!  Time to watch TV.  Time to twist your neck by having the TV against the window and not the left wall.

The TV is on!

The TV’s on!

They forgot to turn off the TV before taking the real estate photo.

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It’s a beautiful desk.  Made by hand by a skilled artisan.  Well worth the price.  Isn’t it great?  Shh.  Don’t tell the emperor.

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Cluttered family room in Sun City, Arizona.  You only get one chance to impress buyers.

Cluttered family room in Mesa, Arizona.  Buyers form opinions about homes based on photos.

Cluttered family room in Glendale, Arizona.  Please help.

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