New TV show, we swear, for 2011: CSI: Buffalo
Episode 1:
Crime Scene 1: Back patio
Barbie, Ken, Skipper, and Kelly discovered dead. Unknown cause of death.
Scene 2: Attic
Two more female bodies discovered dead (identified as Krissy & Stacie). Unknown cause of death.
Scene 3: Front porch
Lab analysis of peeled paint reveals lead-based paint. All victims tested and found to have high levels of lead in their bodies. Cause of death: lead poisoning from ingesting too much paint. If only these Buffalo sellers had properly removed the poisonous paint and repainted the porch railing.
7 responses so far ↓
1 Murphy // Nov 7, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Leif, I thought you hated dolls yet you know these dolls’ names. ??
2 Leif // Nov 7, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Murphy, one word answer to your question: Google
3 MickeyD // Nov 7, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Really? These are sales photos?
4 Leif // Nov 7, 2010 at 7:06 pm
MickeyD, 100% actual sales promotional photos as are 99% of the photos here. No kidding. It’s the real deal. I jumped up and down in my chair when I saw them.
5 Andrea // Nov 8, 2010 at 8:11 pm
LOLOL
6 hollywood1919 // Apr 20, 2011 at 7:32 pm
I laughed my butt off when I first saw this, and I still do whenever I read this post. xD
7 TFW46 // Aug 21, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Omygosh, the dead dolls are TOO funny!! I truly laughed out loud!!
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