CSI - Buffalo: Brutal Barbie Deaths Solved

November 7th, 2010 · 7 Comments

New TV show, we swear, for 2011:  CSI: Buffalo

Episode 1:
Crime Scene 1:  Back patio
Barbie, Ken, Skipper, and Kelly discovered dead.  Unknown cause of death.

Barbie Ken Skipper dolls on back porch Buffalo New York home house real estate photo

Scene 2:  Attic
Two more female bodies discovered dead (identified as Krissy & Stacie).  Unknown cause of death.

Barbie dolls in attic Buffalo New York home house real estate photo

Scene 3:  Front porch
Lab analysis of peeled paint reveals lead-based paint.  All victims tested and found to have high levels of lead in their bodies.  Cause of death:  lead poisoning from ingesting too much paint.  If only these Buffalo sellers had properly removed the poisonous paint and repainted the porch railing.

peeling paint front porch railing Buffalo New York home house real estate photo

Tags: Dolls · Back Yard · Other US Cities · Attic

7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Murphy // Nov 7, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    Leif, I thought you hated dolls yet you know these dolls’ names. ??

  • 2 Leif // Nov 7, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    Murphy, one word answer to your question: Google

  • 3 MickeyD // Nov 7, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Really? These are sales photos?

  • 4 Leif // Nov 7, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    MickeyD, 100% actual sales promotional photos as are 99% of the photos here. No kidding. It’s the real deal. I jumped up and down in my chair when I saw them.

  • 5 Andrea // Nov 8, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    LOLOL

  • 6 hollywood1919 // Apr 20, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    I laughed my butt off when I first saw this, and I still do whenever I read this post. xD

  • 7 TFW46 // Aug 21, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    Omygosh, the dead dolls are TOO funny!! I truly laughed out loud!!

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