New TV show, we swear, for 2011: CSI: Buffalo
Crime Scene 1: Back patio
Barbie, Ken, Skipper, and Kelly discovered dead. Unknown cause of death.
Scene 2: Attic
Two more female bodies discovered dead (identified as Krissy & Stacie). Unknown cause of death.
Scene 3: Front porch
Lab analysis of peeled paint reveals lead-based paint. All victims tested and found to have high levels of lead in their bodies. Cause of death: lead poisoning from ingesting too much paint. If only these Buffalo sellers had properly removed the poisonous paint and repainted the porch railing.