Best of Worst Window Drapes/Curtains/Treatments

March 4th, 2011 · 9 Comments

The UglyHousePhotos Award for Worst Window Drapes/Curtains/Treatment will be decided by our readers.  Here are the top 10 candidates for your consideration:

UGLY SHEET:  When times are tough, hang an ugly sheet over a window.

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ORANGE CRUSH:  Attention to detail missing here.

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SHINY GREEN:  Perhaps the owner was a star on Broadway or Vegas?

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GRAY GILLS: Avondale, Arizona.  Radiator grill?  Evaporative cooler pads?  Fish gills?  Dust collectors for sure!

really ugly hideous window drapes curtains covering Avondale Arizona home house

BROCADE:  Heavy handed.

bedroom belt portable closet ugly gaudy window curtains drapes poor home staging Phoenix

FLOWER CHILD:  1960s flashback!  Photo taken February 2010.  They look brand new.

1958 original décor drapes curtains iron light Phoenix home house

SOUTHERN BELLE:  Genteel feminine curtains from Savannah, Georgia. 

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COFFIN LINING: From Lily Munster’s house?  Looks like the lining in a coffin.

ugly old outdated drapes curtains window coverings Phoenix Arizona home house

PUFFY SHIRT:  Seinfeld’s famous pirate puffy shirt inspired these delightful window treatments.

ugly gaudy gauze sheer curtains drapes Phoenix Arizona home house photo

PARACHUTE:  Recycled parachute fabric used as window drapes.  Very clever.

ugly shiny cheap tacky window drapes curtains Phoenix Arizona home house

Vote for your favorite Worst/Ugliest Window Drapes/Curtains/Treatment here:

What Are the Ugliest Window Drapes/Curtains?
Ugly Sheet
Orange Crush
Shiny Green
Gray Gills
Brocade
Flower Child
Southern Belle
Coffin Lining
Puffy Shirt
Parachute
  
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Tags: Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Hall of Shame - Tacky Décor · Hall of Shame - Ugly Décor · Other US Cities · Worst Of

9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Blue // Mar 4, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    So I guess this was fixed?

  • 2 Jackie // Mar 5, 2011 at 3:10 am

    The orange curtains are almost a match to the wallpaper I put in my kitchen in 1974 LOL.

  • 3 Teddy // Mar 5, 2011 at 9:55 am

    I was going to vote for the Ugly Sheet, but hope the Ugly Sheet is only a temporary fix. I voted for the Orange Crush because it appears to be a permanent solution for the home. The “good enough” attitude. How sad. Although in the Brocade photo . . . the lonely hanging sparkly belt is such a great wall accessory. Tempting . . .

  • 4 felixthecat // Mar 5, 2011 at 10:35 am

    felixthecat awakens from his slumber, stretches, and is bemused: “We can comment again?!?” Then he sees the Orange Curtains and wishes that he had remained asleep, or had even died.

  • 5 Melykin // Mar 5, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    The orange curtain room is just sad. Everything in the room looks to be from about 1968. The clock, the organ, the swag lamp, the sewing machine on the floor…. This room is in a time warp.

  • 6 Kelly // Jun 26, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    I’m a kook because I like those 1960’s flower power curtains! :)

  • 7 mlo // Mar 24, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Ok, I’ll admit. I love the flower power curtains and the hanging lamp.

  • 8 Greeney // Jul 25, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    The ugly sheet curtain house could be a meth lab. They like to use sheets and blankets as window coverings.

  • 9 Trisha // Apr 6, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    Come on! Some cheapo curtains at walmart will cost you almost nothing and you can have a bit more style than the sheet! I grew up seeing sheets on windows, but I always hated it.

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