Can’t Keep Them Away

May 22nd, 2012 · 6 Comments

No matter how many times we suggest people-less real estate photos, they still pop up.

The sign says, “Love is mom’s good cookin’.”

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Was the man the model for the chef statue??  He’s wearing glasses too.

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Note the fingers on the man’s face.

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He hasn’t moved at all!  Weekend at Bernie’s???

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“You said clean the kitchen so I mopped the floor.  It’s clean.  What more do you want?!”

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“Good morning.  I wasn’t expecting visitors until 9.  I haven’t had time to straighten up yet.”

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“I don’t know what you want me to do with that pipe.  I still have to repaint the fascia boards.”

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“I’m thinking of getting another satellite dish.”

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · People In Photos

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 maria // May 22, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    I was just wondering what the square footage of your belly…ah, I mean your house is?

  • 2 Jayne // May 22, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Our house had the original giant 80’s satelite in the backyard when we moved in about a year ago. I had it removed. We had one when I was a kid, the whole thing moved to receive the different channels. Someday I will have Grandkids to make fun of me for remembering that.

  • 3 Melykin // May 22, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    Jayne, I can remember when someone had to go up on the roof to fiddle with the antenna to get a better picture on the TV.

  • 4 Joe // May 23, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Melykin, what’s an antenna? :)

  • 5 SAM // May 23, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Notice the radio antenna on top of the shed on the last photo in addition to all the TV dishes.
    Maybe they have been phoning ET to pick them up

  • 6 mac // May 23, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    The radio antenna looks like the CB variety. The man looks like he could go into labor at any moment.

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