No matter how many times we suggest people-less real estate photos, they still pop up.
The sign says, “Love is mom’s good cookin’.”
Was the man the model for the chef statue?? He’s wearing glasses too.
Note the fingers on the man’s face.
He hasn’t moved at all! Weekend at Bernie’s???
“You said clean the kitchen so I mopped the floor. It’s clean. What more do you want?!”
“Good morning. I wasn’t expecting visitors until 9. I haven’t had time to straighten up yet.”
“I don’t know what you want me to do with that pipe. I still have to repaint the fascia boards.”
“I’m thinking of getting another satellite dish.”