All I Want For Christmas Is a Total Renovation

December 18th, 2012 · 10 Comments

Please save me!  I’m in dire need of a complete renovation.  My current owners have neglected me.

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Please remove my ugly kitchen cabinets!

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Sometimes I wet myself.  Please help.

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I used to be beautiful.

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My owners never washed their hands.

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They smoked a lot too.

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I’m embarrassed.  Won’t you please help?

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Tags: Flooring · Landscaping · Bathroom · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · John F. Long cabinets

10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Picky // Dec 18, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    I could spend all day speculating on the whys and hows of this house’s condition. It doesn’t matter in the end. This is a “from the frame out” re-hab. Don’t even want to guess what condition the plumbing and electrical is in. How sad. These were fairly nice houses, except for the kitchens, when they were new.

  • 2 Rose // Dec 18, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    Wouldn’t be a bad fixer upper!

  • 3 mo // Dec 18, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    so…now, would this be a fixer upper?
    or a burner downer????!!!

  • 4 AZ // Dec 18, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    Looks like a house 9 guys shared. I’m gonna go wash my hands… and my eyes…

  • 5 Rose // Dec 20, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    Well mo, haha… I think it’d be a challenge!

  • 6 Lisa // Dec 21, 2012 at 12:27 am

    Three jugs of water in the bathroom. They must be getting ready to make some tea ;-)

  • 7 jennifer // Dec 22, 2012 at 10:17 am

    if more people wrote listings like that for terrible houses, people (mainly me) would buy them, I feel so bad for that house! lol

  • 8 Josh // Dec 22, 2012 at 11:04 am

    BURN IT DOWN

  • 9 Warren // Dec 24, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    i’m willing to bet that house belonged to a hoarder

  • 10 Greeney // Jan 22, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    Looks like there’s no running water. They use jugs of water in the bathroom. This might have been a meth lab.

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