Please save me! I’m in dire need of a complete renovation. My current owners have neglected me.

Please remove my ugly kitchen cabinets!

Sometimes I wet myself. Please help.

I used to be beautiful.

My owners never washed their hands.

They smoked a lot too.

I’m embarrassed. Won’t you please help?




10 responses so far ↓
1 Picky // Dec 18, 2012 at 2:35 pm
I could spend all day speculating on the whys and hows of this house’s condition. It doesn’t matter in the end. This is a “from the frame out” re-hab. Don’t even want to guess what condition the plumbing and electrical is in. How sad. These were fairly nice houses, except for the kitchens, when they were new.
2 Rose // Dec 18, 2012 at 8:29 pm
Wouldn’t be a bad fixer upper!
3 mo // Dec 18, 2012 at 9:10 pm
so…now, would this be a fixer upper?
or a burner downer????!!!
4 AZ // Dec 18, 2012 at 10:55 pm
Looks like a house 9 guys shared. I’m gonna go wash my hands… and my eyes…
5 Rose // Dec 20, 2012 at 5:33 pm
Well mo, haha… I think it’d be a challenge!
6 Lisa // Dec 21, 2012 at 12:27 am
Three jugs of water in the bathroom. They must be getting ready to make some tea
7 jennifer // Dec 22, 2012 at 10:17 am
if more people wrote listings like that for terrible houses, people (mainly me) would buy them, I feel so bad for that house! lol
8 Josh // Dec 22, 2012 at 11:04 am
BURN IT DOWN
9 Warren // Dec 24, 2012 at 11:05 pm
i’m willing to bet that house belonged to a hoarder
10 Greeney // Jan 22, 2013 at 1:12 pm
Looks like there’s no running water. They use jugs of water in the bathroom. This might have been a meth lab.
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