Proud American Flag Owner

November 29th, 2016 · 7 Comments

Messy house with an American flag draped over the couch.

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Hopefully the homeowner doesn’t sit on the flag.

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What if the flag is a beach towel? Still seems disrespectful to sit on it.

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Someday he’ll get around to reading those magazines and cleaning up the place.

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Elvis paintings on velvet?!?!!?

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This is the kitchen, believe it or not.

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Lazy cat? Can’t jump up on the cat tower? Needs a ramp? Which blocks the back door. Just tell buyers to watch the litter box on their left and the ramp on their right and then step over the broom.

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Messy bedroom with sunken mattress.

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Another cluttered bedroom with auto parts.

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Laundry room.

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Cluttered back yard.

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Tags: Art · Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Living Room · Staging

7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 felixthecat // Nov 29, 2016 at 11:13 am

    Question about the barren backyard: If one didn’t inhibit plant growth in anyway, would things like cactuses, yucca, and Joshua trees eventually sprout up on their own?

  • 2 PK // Nov 29, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    Could be an old cat, we had to pick up my 19 year-old so he could sit with us. However, still should be away for photos/showings.

  • 3 MaryO1230 // Nov 29, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    Jiminy Crickets! What an ever-lovin’ mess! Words fail me – EXCEPT that many, many years ago I worked with a woman who held a tupperware party in her apartment. And, yep, the walls were COVERED with paintings on velvet. It was a sight to behold. Seriously. I especially couldn’t take my eyes off the one that had Jesus’ head rising up above ocean waves. Awesome.

  • 4 Jayne // Nov 29, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    @felixthecat Yes, we do have a few places where cactus continues to start growing despite my removing it. This home would be a good extra filming location for a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas sequel.

  • 5 steve c // Nov 30, 2016 at 3:34 am

    Wonder how the house became this way, someone did care at one point, the walls are painted, and draperies and blinds were hung neatly.

  • 6 felixthecat // Nov 30, 2016 at 6:36 am

    Thank you, Jayne.

  • 7 JJ // Dec 1, 2016 at 6:17 am

    This looks like a house the parents moved out of, and the teen-aged son stayed.

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