Ugly House Photos

This Lancaster, Pennsylvania seller can’t bear today’s real estate market.

It’s pure panda-monium with Sun City West, Arizona real estate.

We’d be lion if we told you it wasn’t a jungle out there in Avondale, Arizona.

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We just posted the Tempe, Arizona house with vinyl records on the walls.  And now we find this one in Phoenix.

Bonus photo!  Cat!  And Pac Man!  And Angry Bird!  I wonder if the cat listens to DeadMau5 while working out.

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Alert.  Alert.  We’re detecting seismic activity in Sector Nine.   Close all window shades and please stand by for further instructions.  Home staging assistance needed.

Put on a baseball cap for protection and be prepared to use the boomerang.  Attach a message for help to your homing pigeon.  Hurry!

Grab the puzzles and board games before heading to the basement.

There’s no time to finish the bathroom project!

Hide out in the bunker.  It’s plenty dark here.  No one will see you.

Leave the rat behind!  Buyers will be here any minute.

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Better be careful what you say about this Chandler, Arizona house.  Teddy is listening and he doesn’t like negative comments.

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Happy Valentine’s Day.

Be My Valentine.

He’s fallen in love.

I love you.

We love you.

We love you beary much in Fitchburg, Massachusetts.

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Lots of bears in Fitchburg, Massachusetts.

This seller is pessimistic about the sale of his home in Goodyear, Arizona.  Assume the position, Teddy.

Taz!!!

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Celebrate the New Year tonight!  With a disco ball!  And a lightsaber!  And a tiger!

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Many animals running free in this Surprise, Arizona back yard.  Alligators, cranes, heron, frogs, turtle, and a raccoon!

Ann keeps penguins and a swan in her Mesa, Arizona home’s bathroom.

An owl stands guard over this Glendale, Arizona home.

There’s a turtle on the run in Phoenix.

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Looks like a fairly clean house in Peoria, Arizona, but could benefit from removing half of the belongings.  Does she really need two dozen towels?  And oil lamps?

Oil lamps!

A lot of stuff in the bonus room.

Giant stuffed animal in the living room plus stuff piled up by the front door.

A freezer is always handy in a family room.

Must be fun to dust.

The hand towel looks dirty.

Thank you for the close-up picture.

Fake plants, bears, and moose in the bathroom.

Please put away your medication when selling.

The patio of mismatched furniture, bed boards, a shovel, and peeling paint.

They have a tiled floor.  Wouldn’t cost much to stage this home.  Boxes is it and some time to pack up the items.  Why not polish the apple and make it shine?

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Stuffed animal collection as seen in the master bedroom of a Glendale, Arizona home.  She named a few of them Dusty and Sneezy.

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