Ugly House Photos

Frozen in time.  Scottsbluff, Nebraska home built in 1975.  Wanna bet these are original owners?  Triple mirror.  Hanging oil lamp (aka rain lamp).  Tulips lights.  Classic.

Teddy bear collection to go with the old drapes.

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The basement features orange carpet, one of those hideous frilled shade lamps, wood paneling, and an old dinette set.

Shifting slightly to the right, we see a million family photos.

The original bathroom features a Princess slimline phone for those long conversations.

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Here’s another episode of “What Will Buyers Remember About This House?,” where one misplaced item can create a negative mental image for buyers.

It’s not the nice house, it’s the 7-Up house.  Put it away first.

It’s not the cozy den, it’s the Mickey Mouse room.  Put the dolls away.

It’s not the big yard house, it’s the stupid pool ladder house.  Put the ladder away.

It’s not the Southwest desert home, it’s the shopping cart house.  Roll it away.

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Messy bedroom in Mesa, Arizona.  Roller skates under the bed.

Organized chaos on the right side of the room.  Better to pack most of it away first.

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You are not allowed to look out the windows.  Cover them up and face the couches away from them.  Add stuffed animals for good measure.

Christmas tree still up when this home finally sold in late April.  Again, be sure to block the windows.

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Hi, Cookie Monster!  Nice to see you again.

The living room needs things put away too.  Clear off the tables and walls.  Is that a Dust Buster on top of the window?

Refrigerator magnets!

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Seen on May 27th for a Scottsdale, Arizona home promotional.  Halloween decorations and other random objects.

Who knows what’s going on in the next room.  It’s a visual hurricane.  A Halloween pumpkin, an Easter bunny, Santa Claus, a snowman, and a million other things.

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Check out all of those Christmas bears!  And all that clutter.  Plus the lattice board hanging from the ceiling.

More Christmas bears on the other wall.  Did they clear out the room for a square dance?

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Glendale, Arizona home with a doll collection in the bedroom.  Ugly bedspread too.

Dream catchers and $5 Native American dolls bought at the truck stop gift shop.

Stuffed dog plus weapons on the wall.

Backside of the stuffed dog.  And more weapons.

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Stuffed animals and other clutter in the bedroom.

Stuffed animals in another home.

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Four homes with tiger lovers.

White tigers here.

Crouching tiger here.

Plenty of food if this tiger gets hungry.

More tiger posters.  Grrrrreat.

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