Ugly House Photos

Shower curtain filled with dogs!

Shower curtain with dolphins trying to escape the evil fishermen of Taiji, Japan.

Brown shower curtain with gray tulips.

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Don’t be shy.  Please come over and visit my house.

My wife made those pouf valance curtains.

Excuse the clutter on the counter.  My wife’s been busy trying to buy more horses on eBay.

May I offer you a drink?

We’re huge Arizona Cardinals football fans.

Do you like our trees and landscaping?

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We’re dreaming of a white Christmas and it came true in Farmington, New Mexico.

The house was listed for sale in December, but the Halloween decorations are still up.

The bedroom has a heater because Junior likes to wear short pants in December (see his knees on the right?).

Big-time Dallas Cowboys fan.

More Cowboys stuff in the kitchen (curtains & wallpaper trim).  Scary Halloween cat.  Fly strip.  For some reason, there are clothes in the kitchen.

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Before Kitchen with ugly John F. Long (builder) cabinets in 2010.

Before Kitchen in 2006.  This home was purchased like this for $187,000 at the height of the real estate bubble.

After Kitchen in 2013.  One house at a time, those ugly cabinets are going away.

Before Kitchen in 2010.  They added a microwave oven above the sink and replaced the back splash.  They tried selling it as a short sale for $99,900, but failed.  It was re-listed and evidentually sold as a short sale for $42,500 in 2010.

After Kitchen in 2013.  The new buyer paid $120,000.

Before Bathroom in 2006.

After Bathroom in 2013.

Before 2nd Bathroom in 2010.

After 2nd Bathroom in 2013.

Before Family Room in 2006.

Before Family Room in 2010.

After Family Room in 2013.  No more free-standing stove.

Before Front of House.

After Front of House.

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I showed this house to my client and we were shocked and amused by the creepy shower curtain.  I had to take a photo and share it with you.  The previous renter left it behind.  My client ended up buying the house. 

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There’s plenty of hot water here.  [Brookhaven, Mississippi]

Ah, the ol’ college prank of putting plastic wrap over the toilet.  Particularly funny if your roommate has diarrhea or bulemia.  [Hillsdale, Michigan]

Gladys couldn’t leave well enough alone.  Check out the shower ceiling.  [Augusta, Maine]

We can check this one off our list.  [Houston, Texas]

This blue bathroom was all the rage when it was built in 1973.  [Jackson, Mississippi]

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Olive wallpaper is actually fitting for a wet bar.

Pastel flowers are soothing in a bathroom.

Or darken the mood with flowers.

Spring flowers.

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Be dramatic.

To ensure complete privacy, close the bathroom door, hide behind a curtain and behind a frosted glass door.

Get a very heavy and dark shower curtain to block out the light.

Go retro.

Be cool.

Create a theme.

Monkey around.  [Somerset, Kentucky]

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The snowman says it’s time to tidy up the living room.  Too much stuff when selling.

The shower curtain is certainly unique.

Let’s clean up the bedroom.

And this bedroom too.

And the front porch.

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Big New Orleans Saints fan.

Green Bay Packers fan.

Big Indian Hoosier fan.

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