Entries Tagged as 'Shower Curtain'

All I Want For Christmas Is No More Knotted Curtains

December 15th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Santa Claus, I’ve been a very good boy this year.  I only want one thing for Christmas:  please put a stop to knotted curtains!  Thank you.

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It looks ridiculous.

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Why spend money on nice curtains only to wrinkle them up?

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[sigh]

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Now parents are getting their kids to do it.

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It looks like dirty laundry.

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Now people are knotting up their shower curtains!!!!  What the ???

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This stupid trend has now spread to Des Moines, Iowa.

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Come on, Des Moines.  Nip this in the bud before your city is infected.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Shower Curtain · Make It Stop

It Doesn’t Go That Way

November 17th, 2014 · 8 Comments

The curved shower curtain rod is supposed to extend horizontally not vertically.

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Tags: Bathroom · Other Arizona Cities · Shower Curtain

Spider-Man Lives

November 13th, 2014 · No Comments

There’s nothing wrong with this bath towel. It hangs upside down just like Spider-Man.

upside down Spider-Man bath towel bathroom Maricopa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Another Spider-Man sighting at another house. We don’t mean to beat a dead horse (bottom right), but how about putting away the knick-knacks before selling? Thank you.

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Shower Curtain · Entertainment/Media Niche

Outhouse Shower Curtain

October 7th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Nothing shows class more than a shower curtain with his and hers outhouses!

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Tags: Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Shower Curtain

Vague Real Estate Photos

October 6th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Sometimes you can’t get a clear idea about the look of a house.  Especially if the photos are not up to par, as promoted for this Mesa, Arizona home.

Sideways bathroom.

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Upside down hallway.  Well, it helps buyers see the ceiling’s water stain more clearly.

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We can’t see what the shower looks like.

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We can’t see what the bathroom looks like either.  No other photos available of the bathroom.

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Use your imagination for this bedroom.

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The photographer shifted to the right, but we still can’t see the bedroom.

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The only photo of the kitchen and we can’t see it.  Is your curiosity piqued enough to see this house?

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Tags: Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes · Poor Photography · Shower Curtain

Forecast: Showers

August 29th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Floral bouquet.

ugly floral flower shower curtain orange light bulbs missing bathroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Double curtain frills keep out the spills.

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If this was in Alabama, it would be the Crimson Tide/Tied.

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Disney don’t.

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Doin’ the Boop.

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Tags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes · Shower Curtain

Knot Suggested

May 20th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Help!  The knotted curtain trend won’t go away!

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Why?  Why?

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How about cutting the curtains the correct length instead?  You can borrow my scissors.

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Now people are knotting their shower curtains!  Ugh.

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One curtain normal.  One curtain knotted.

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Same thing in another home.  (sigh)

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Shower Curtain · Bedspread · Make It Stop

King of the Throne

April 8th, 2014 · 6 Comments

Now that Game of Thrones started its new season, it seems appropriate that we have a King of the Porcelain Throne in Casa Grande, Arizona.

playing card King holding a sword shower curtain bathroom Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Shower Curtain

Catty Shack

March 7th, 2014 · 9 Comments

Thank you, Ben, for sending us photos of this Jerome, Arizona fixer-upper.  Jerome is a small town built along a mountainside.  Most of the homes are built on stilts and have great views of the valley below.

We’re taking bets to see if this home has a certificate of occupancy.  It’s a fixer-upper.  Check out the roof on the right side.  And why is there a ladder in a horizontal position on the left side?  [click to expand all photos]

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Besides the rickety railing and clutter, shouldn’t the photo promote the scenic views?

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They built a bench around two support posts.  Granted, the posts are only 2 by 4s so the support is weak.  Old washtub = cowboy bathtub?

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Let’s go inside and see what features it has.  Oh, it has a shelf!  I dare you to pick up that jar.

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The master suite features a sitting room.

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The living room features a furnace.  See the giant crack in the support beam?

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When we pan to the right, we see clutter and unfinished walls.  Is this the rustic look buyers crave?

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Huntin’ and fishin’ shack.

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The view from the other side of the wall.  Thy (fishing) rod and thy staff (infection) comfort me.

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The seller plans to install hardwood flooring some day.  Notice the custom-built door with its sloping top.

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They don’t take kindly to strangers.  The last trespasser is taking a long nap in the freezer.

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The bathroom.  That is not a window; it’s a photo of a farm scene.

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This house can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Roof · Bathroom · Living Room · Bedroom · Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Fixer-Upper · Room Addition · Shower Curtain

Hit the Showers

November 4th, 2013 · 3 Comments

Angels shower curtain (from the 1990s).  Do you really want little cherubs staring at you while you’re naked?  [Whitmann, Arizona]

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It certainly catches your attention.  [Pascagoula, Mississippi]

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Flower power shower curtain in Sun City, Arizona.

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Tags: Bathroom · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Shower Curtain